Because He’s Not Just An Idiot, He’s a Mean Goofy Idiot.

April 17, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ron DeSantis makes my knees creek. If he was one tenth as good looking and smart as he thinks he is, he’d still be a 3. Even at closing time.

Get a load of this – a man who cannot win a fight against a mouse or a fairy princess thinks he can intimidate people to death.

 

Give it up, Dude. All this over LGBTQ people?

Look, Honey, DeSantis had his wedding at Disneyland and that’s about the gayest thing you can do.

 

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0 Comments to “Because He’s Not Just An Idiot, He’s a Mean Goofy Idiot.”


  1. JJ,

    I don’t know, but those white boots he wore made him look like a majorette, albeit an ugly one.

    He’s just gunning to get his eleventh digit in caught in The Mouse’s trap.

    Are there really people out there that would vote for this jack butt?

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  2. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Besides being extremely vengeful (about everything), I think his obsession with Disneyland goes back to his childhood. Either one of the characters scared him when he went to Disney World or he was too short for the rides and he’s getting back at them. Something is fishy with this guy.

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  3. Ohhhh!
    A state prison.
    I don’t have any statistics, but wouldn’t an area near a state prison be among the safest, given all the armed guards and such? Thinking out loud, if I was a criminal, I think I’d give a state prison a wide berth.

    Now, if DeSantis said he was moving the state capitol next to Disneyland with all the idiot Florida Republicans coming and going, then I’d be worried.

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  4. Geez, he’s one mean son of a gun, isn’t he? So vengeful! He must be fun to be around. Seems to carry a grudge longer than Trump, and that’s saying something!

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  5. The Surly Professor says:

    While I can’t attest to the source web site, this does sound like the jerk:

    “According to the classmate, DeSantis would take his dates out to enjoy some Thai food, but he would pronounce it “thigh food” and wait to see if his dates would correct him. And, if they did correct him because, you know, that’s not how you pronounce Thai at all, he would make up an excuse and leave the date because he “didn’t want a girlfriend who corrected him.”

    https://www.themarysue.com/i-didnt-think-i-could-hate-ron-desantis-moreand-then-i-heard-about-his-bizarre-dating-trick/

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  6. SP@5
    I’m willing to bet he’s one of those people that bring great joy whenever they leave the room.

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  7. This is not going to end well for him. He’s definitely not even remotely as smart as he thinks he is, and every one of these vindictive stunts are blatantly out there for the public to see. His poll numbers are going to go through the floor.

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  8. Harry Eagar says:

    Oh, Papa, you are mean! He does look like a majorette.

    Rick @ 3 When we were married, long ago, we lived about 100 feet from the front door of Central Prison, North Carolina’s maximum security and death house prison, and all this, in turn, was in downtown Raleigh.

    Quietest neighbors we ever had.

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  9. Katherine Williams says:

    When I read that “Thai food” story I wonder what I would have said if I were the lucky date? Probably I would have joked “I prefer breast meat, myself!”

    Would DeathSentence have ditched me for that?

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  10. G Foresight says:

    Disney tweeted this shortly after the Florida Governor made his “build a prison” threat.

    “The first-ever Disneyland After Dark: Pride Nite is coming to
    Disneyland during Pride Month in June! This separately ticketed event celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community & allies will have themed entertainment, Disney characters, specialty menu items & more:”

    https://twitter.com/Disney/status/1648031070938361867?s=20

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  11. Disney has too much invested in Disney World to realistically threaten to leave. But suppose they decided, “You know, February is a slow month. Let’s close the park and furlough everyone for 4 weeks.”

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  12. The Surly Professor says:

    Katherine Williams @9: sorry, but your quick wit and sense of humor would definitely have disqualified you for a date with DeSantis. Aren’t you lucky?

    More seriously I suspect that any sign of intelligence would have turned him off. That would indicate a Democrat or maybe even (gasp!) a Socialist.

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  13. G Foresight says:

    A lawyer explains “How Disney Outsmarted Ron DeSantis” in this ~23 minute video.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1jkilao3MQ

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  14. dilbert dogbert says:

    While viewing the airplane UTubes I scan, while bothering the Internet Universe, I found a ton of tubes telling folks not to move to FloriDoH! When DeSantos finds out about them he will have the state police do a visit to the makers!!!

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  15. What’s his next step? Building a state sponsored competing theme park with a Mickey and Minnie Mussolini? A place that can import Arkansas child labor on the cheap? A place where 12 year old child brides from Missouri can honeymoon? Everyone in attendance would be required to open carry which would make the bumper car ride a blast.

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  16. Steve from Beaverton says:

    This is the ugly crap desantis surrounds himself with-
    https://apple.news/AZihnSY36Qjycto1p1bEq9w

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  17. The Surly Professor says:

    Steve from Beaverton @16: Although this is scraping the bottom of the barrel when looking for a citable source, it seems DeSantis also relied on a true pedophile for political support:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11885589/Ron-DeSantis-donor-killed-amid-accusations-sexual-misconduct-underage-girl.html

    The only other reporting I’ve found about this quote the Daily Fail article, so I’m waiting to see if a reputable joint backs it up.

    DeSantis appointed the guy to the Board of Governors for Florida universities. You know, the places that he claimed were grooming and indoctrinating youth to become LGBT+ …

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  18. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Steve (from Beaverton), you need to warn us before linking to a picture of Pushaw.

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  19. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Buttermilk Sky- Pretty scary look isn’t it! In this case, thinking ugly is more than skin deep.

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