Hey, Skippy, She Walked Out Giggling
Ukraine’s ambassador to the U.S., Oksana Markarova, dropped by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s “office suite” last week.
McCarthy said he did not meet with her, but that she came by to drop off a book about Ukraine.
Yo, Little Guy, that’s a really polite way to tell you that she thinks you don’t know diddle squat about Ukraine. It’s called, in the parlance of today, “dropping shade.” She attended the University of Indiana so I suspect she knows more English words than you do. Okay, maybe you know more words but I can assure you that you don’t know what most of them mean.
So, enjoy your book, Kev. According to a rumor I’m, starting right now, this is the book she got you but you’re on your own finding your crayolas.
I’m kinda suspecting that your enormous box of crayolas were part of your deal with Majorie Taylor Greene to support you for speaker. Well, that and your manhood.
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Isn’t it a shame that both of those congressrodents couldn’t even admit to speaking with her.
1I mean dayum, it’s almost like they figger being perceived as getting any kinda information that didn’t come from tuckems carlson might upset somebody that’d vote em.
Yeah, right. The Ambassador just happened to drop by Kevin’s office to drop off a book. Sure she did. You know, Kevin, she has people to run those kinds of errands for her. You could have made some time to speak with her. It would have only been polite. But then, Rethugs don’t seem to know anything about, you know, etiquette–diplomatic or otherwise.
2Now if the Russian ambassador had shown up, he’d have dropped everything, knelt and blown him a kiss. Same at mtg’s office. And gym jordan’s and………….
3Not only dumb but impolite. His mother must be so proud – not!
4I’m sure she included the crayolas, but Kevin ate them.
While I loath people that insist on it being called “The Ohio State University” with emphasis on “the”, I gotta point out: it’s Indiana University, not University of Indiana. With or without a “the”.
Of course, this rectitude is coming from a graduate of Grubbs Vocational College, even though it’s gone through a few name changes over the years.
5I’ve been fumbling along trying to learn Ukrainian. Not easy with an aging brain. However this prompted me to do a little research at Amazon. I decided I didn’t want to buy crayons in addition although that project sounds fun. Instead I found a book that instructs on the Cyrillic alphabet. I’m part way there on my own, but I decided that this little item would get me there faster. See what great things you inspire us to with your wonderous website? ♥️
6ROFL with your description of the incident Ms. JJ! Lordy. The brilliance of Ambassador Markarova to use the gift of a book to throw shade on Qevin. All that is now needed to completely make my day is to learn Qevin attempted for the first time in his miserable life to actually open a book thus suffering a papercut and ‘doctor’ Ronny applied the tourniquet – to his neck.
Still chuckling over the time Prime Minister Trudeau gifted TFG a framed picture of the old Drumpf homestead/chicken ranch. It’s so ironic that conservatives attempt to “own the libs,” when in reality they literally walk into pranks of their own making. Too easy.
7“McCarthy said he did not meet with her…”
Says the man who admittedly did meet with Boebert & Marge Greene. Got on hands and knees, and begged the dumbest members of the House for their votes.
8Kevin McCarthy, consider being polite? I suspect the last time he was polite was the day after his mother washed his mouth out with soap for something he said. He decided then and there that when he grew up, being polite was going straight out the window.
9Well, when they go low, they go lower…The GQP primitives have Qevin in thrall to them, and he is competing to be a worse Speaker than Paul Ryan, so this gets him points… Tsk. He needn’t worry– they are neck and neck so far. He can’t even do a gracious meeting with an ambassador? Oh holy crap. They exceed themselves.
10What a shame! This Lady Ambassador is a winner. Something of that might have magically attached itself to him. Oh, well! He sure as hell knows how to be a loser!
11Texas Observer closes doors and lays off staff.
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