No, No, Wait. He Meant Profit, Not Prophet
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I guess you’ve heard that Rick Perry went on Fox News and called himself a prophet.
No, Dude, a Magic 8 Ball, a rabbit’s foot, and a pre-owned Ouija board that Kay Bailey Hutchison never took out of the box does not make you a prophet.
Now you guys hush and quit making fun of Rick. He thinks he’s the King of Texas.
If I could get close enough to stick a pin in his ego, that poor son of goat would fly around the state backwards for a full week.
Matthew 7:15 Look it up