Oh, Ron DePeepee
Lookie here what a FOIA request turned up about Ron DeSantis after he claimed to be a naval pilot.
Uh, maybe not so much.
Bless his heart, Capt. DeSantis was the Asst. Urinalysis Coordinator. The assistant. I mean, he wasn’t even the head urinalysis coordinator.
I have my doubts he was any good at it since most of his coordination experience seems to come from the other end.
And, no, I don’t have anything better to do with my time. It’s pollen season here and I’m trapped inside with a loud HEPA filter. Damn, baseball season better start soon.
This is good, too. I like the nickname this guy gives DeSantis and his reasoning near the end. Very appropriate.
https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1562202504963637248
1While you are obsessing over revealing documents, I’ve been obsessing over Ukraine and now Georgia (the republic, not the state); so, between us, we’ve got the important stuff covered.
2Head urinalysis coordinator doesn’t sound to good either!
3As the assistant coordinator, did he go in the bathroom and watch the collection?
This is such a far cry from his claim to be a USN pilot. I thought he was USN JAG. He must be in competition for the Biggest Liar trophy with George Santos.
4Not captain, just a Louie. Probably supervising short-arm inspections. Bout right for his level of competence.
5Mitch McConnell. Thoughts and prayers. Don’t like him but next man up is gonna even worse. Be careful with what you wish for.
6@ AK Lynne: What’s this “peace and sanity” you speak of? I don’t know what that is.
7Is this a little like W’s embellishment of his military career? He and Ron de pee pee (good name calling JJ) didn’t quite live up to their claims. Assistant to the chief pee pee inspector (or urinalysis coordinator?) sounds a bit like a latrine monitor. Fits him to a T.
8One correction, Ms. JJ. Ron was a lieutenant; his reporting officer was the captain. rofl What that “minor” correction means is that Ron was a putz and considered a putz by his unit. If he’d been worth anything to anyone his fitness report would have been written by someone higher up the chain of command.
Not surprising that Ron was not on the fast track. His list of additional duties? Pretty much indicates they didn’t trust him to pour the pee out of the boot, if the instructions were on the heel.
9I imagine DeSantis did urinalysis by taste.
10I’m thinking that even back then, he was fixated on whether there was any transgender folks in his bathroom. I think that’s what urination coordinator really means. He had to be up close and personal when they pee peed.
11Thank you, Angela @ #7. My sentiments, exactly.
Also Jace @ #9. I’m no fan of McTurtle, but the next guy up for the job is worse. I hope Mitch recovers.
12Jace @6 & Jane & PKM @12,
13Exactly the correction I was going to make, DeSatan was just an Inactive Naval Reserve LT Gr/O-3 [as a Gen Atty], not a CAPT Gr/O-6, 3 grades above. [Though a Navy LT is equivalent to a Captain in the A, AF, MC. O-3].
My guess is that entering as an attorney automatically rated the rank of LT, so not a fully earned rank either.
And from box 8 as PKM noted [Promotion Status Regular], he’s just plodding along, no ‘fast track’ for Ronnei.
As much as I’d love to find embarrassing sh*t on DeathSantis, my understanding of this is that this was required so he’d have the correct training for handling drug cases that involved collecting urine samples for his military lawyering. But out of context, yeah, kinda’ hilarious.
14Ron DeWizard? Warm cup Ron? The Can’t Pee Man?
15That’s a pisser.
Well, someone had to say it.
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