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Juanita and the gang watched the Republican Presidential debate last night.

She was deeply disappointed that John King did not ask, “Okay, show of hands, who’s packing heat tonight?”

Juanita says she was a tad unnerved that Newt Gingrich has apparently stolen his wife’s hairdo.  “That’s not a do,” she says, “it’s a fascinator.  You could have won the hat prize at the royal wedding with the Gingrich duo hair.”

Thelma called it The Koch Brothers American Idol.

We all still think that only two of them are actually running for President – the rest just want attention real bad.

And if they have another debate without asking every audience member for proof of citizenship, a handgun license, and a baptismal certificate, we’re calling them hypocrites.