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My friend Kary grew up gay in Conroe, Texas.  He must have done something really awful in a past life.

Kary left Conroe, joined the military and served with honor during Viet Nam, and then went on to become pretty damn famous in the arts.  His annual income is now equal to the entire gross national product of Conroe, Texas.  But, Kary would never spend one damn penny of it in Conroe. It’s his adorable way of settling the score.

Anyway, this morning I sent him this link.

A number of high-ranking military officers whose names appear on a well-publicized letter supporting “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” were involved in career-ending scandals or have said the letter doesn’t represent their views, according to Servicemembers United.

The organization’s preliminary investigation of 200 names on the letter, which more than 1,100 flag and general officers signed, reveals new information that could undermine the document supporting the 1993 law barring gays from serving openly in the military.

I attached a note that said, “Hey Kary, look at the lengths they’ll go to in order to discredit gays.  Y’all must be very scary people.”

The answer came back quickly —

You better be AFRAID! I’m comin over there and DOIN YORE HAIR!

Do not mess with the gays for they have cornered the market on clever.

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