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The lovely Mr. Musk is outraged, outraged I tell you, that someone posted the coordinates of his jet airplane on Twitter.
Yeah, that’s public information – for a galldamn reason.
However, I am certain that a movie named “Assassination Coordinates” in on the way to Netflix and I thank the lovely Mr. Musk for that.
He’s a snowflake in the hands of a Karen.
The question is: How long before Twitter completely collapses?
1Mr. Musk, I have another solution for you concerning your airborne coordinates. Fly commercial. It’s better for the environment too.
2Rumor has it that Elon is on the autism spectrum with Asperger’s syndrome. Maybe self-medicating? Or he’s on TFG’s hamberder diet and is not tolerating it well. But. Without a doubt he’s both a Boer and a bore.
3Also “Terms of Service.” When you think about it, that could be the title for lots of different kinds of movies.
But yeah, I can’t wait to see “Assassination Coordinates” in full THX.
4Between his and Orange Blivet’s egos, if the energy could be harnessed, it would solve the world’s energy problem.
5He probably doesn’t want his debtors to know where he is!
6A$$a$$ination Uncoordinated, The End of Leon Muskrat.
7If that tracker info was not available, would they have been able to tract the plane of immigrants that DeSantis sent to Martha Vineyard?
8I understand that Karens United have created an icon for Saint Elon.
9Why would anyone want to assassinate this idiot? It’s more amusing watching him self destruct. The fun never ends.
10If he doesn’t want to be tracked all he has to do is fly in private charter jets. As it is he just self inflicted the Barbara Streisand Effect.
11“both a Boer and a bore” : Jane & PKM, I’m going to relish that one all day. Thanks!
12Maybe it’s just me, but when I hear somebody talking about themselves in terms like assassination, I kinda hope it happens.
13Keith Olberman has a relatively amusing description of the Assassination Coordinates foofaraw and its after-effects.
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Musk Makes Up “Doxxing” Story, Bans Me From Twitter
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/12/16/2142192/-Musk-Makes-Up-Doxxing-Story-Bans-Me-From-Twitter
“My commitment to free speech,” the new Stalin of Twitter wrote on November 6th, “extends to not banning the account, following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk.”
Musk then banned the account. And the kid behind it, Jack Sweeney. And then he banned tech writers from the WaPo, CNN, New York Times who covered it. And when I stood up for them — he banned me. Much of what you’re reading here is an update of today’s Countdown podcast, which gives a blow-by-blow of last night’s frolics.
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There have been some backsteps — so perhaps someone is able to tell Musk what an ox ass he is …
14It’s not his private aircraft!! It’s owned by a shell subsidiary of SpaceX and sometimes Tesla pays to use it. Go figure.
Minor but not insignificant.
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