Yeah, And I’m Leading the Polling for Queen of Iowa
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Folks in these parts know for sure that Juanita is not a fan of Texas State Senator Dan Patrick.
“That man is as worthless as cornflake recipes,” she sighs at the mention of his name.
He may well be the the Prince of Pander on Pander Hill. He’s also thinking that Texas Republicans are dumber than bean dip. He is, of course, right.
Dan is heavily pondering on running for United States Senate. Now, the front runner for the GOP nomination is a guy named David Dewhurst, who is the Lt. Governor of Texas. Dewhurst has not announced yet because the Lege is still in session.
So, real quick like, before the Lege ends and Dewhurst announces, Dan Patrick runs out and commissions a poll. The poll gives him 19% of the vote, with the next highest guy getting 11%. And even though 58% of the people polled said, “Are you stinkin’ kidding? These jokers are my only choices?” Dan Patrick announced himself as the front runner for United States Senate among Republicans.
So, he’d strutting around the state capitol with his pudgy little chin all stuck out and hasn’t a clue that everybody is snickering.