Okay, So I Have A Plan
Here’s my plan.
This is the headline in Newsweek and it appears to be true.
Y’all. Florida.
I mean Cuba is close. I checked it out on the map. Or, we easily cut it off and float it over.
Now I know there are those who think we should volunteer Texas, but Texas is harder to move. A whole lot of floatation devices would be needed. And we can’t build a fence on the border so what makes us think we could build a trench. And you’d have to get Louisiana to squench over to make make room to pull it out. And then Oklahoma would have to quit sucking and New Mexico wouldn’t have any visitors at all. Nah, it’s Florida.
I’m sure we can get a document in order. Trump could steer the whole shebang and then everybody is happy.
Just as a heads up – No verdict in Connecticut yet – I’m bumfuzzled. And there is a hearing in the bankruptcy court this morning. Jones’ lawyers are all trying to kill each other in the most painful way possible.
I’m just going to believe that the jurors are arguing over how much money to award. One billion or eleventy billion?
1I’m not giving up Florida – but I will chip in to move the people that want to be Russian to Siberia!
2Whoopi was right. “You can’t make this shit up.”
3I am watching news on CNN. Jury reaches damages verdict in case against Alex Jones of hundreds of millions of dollars to Sandy Hook Families. As it should be.
4To BarbinDC at 1, the award is nealy $1 billion.
5Sorry, meant to say ‘nearly’.
6Florida is close to Cuba, but at this point, I’m not sure Cuba wants to have anything to do with Russia anymore.
7Maybe give Texas back to Mexico? That makes a border wall irrelevant.
8From what I know about some of the states wanting be part of Russia, many in those states would say they already have the rights similar to those in Russia. I’m with Grandma Ada, make it real easy for those wanting to become part of Russia to move to Russia. Abbutt and desantis are in the transportation business so maybe they can solicit their help.
9Maybe Palin will chime in since she has good eyesight and I’d like her to stay in her living room
10Bugs Bunny can help with detaching Florida:
11https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98