Yes, Ted Cruz’s Butt Is That Big

July 20, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I realize that being a big target has it’s risks, but Ted Cruz butt probably doesn’t need that much protecting.

Just as a reminder, Senators make $174,000 a year. Which just barely covers Cruz’s expenditures for “security” for three damn months.

Cruz spent over $115,000 on personal security in three months.

 

 

I know some of you like to look at the whole report, so have a ball! (Personally, I’m trying to figure out what happened on 4/14 where he needed a whole damn bunch of limos.)

 

 

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0 Comments to “Yes, Ted Cruz’s Butt Is That Big”


  1. Larry from Colorado says:

    Maybe if he acted like a human being, instead of a monster, he wouldn’t need that level of security? MAYBE?

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  2. Remember the song with “Mr. Big Shot, who do you think you are?”

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  3. Paul lynam says:

    We’ll, for starters, there’s that $114k Visa bill, which the law requires be itemized line by line. . .

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  4. Paul Lynam says:

    Withdrawn. The breakout is all those “memo” items below.

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  5. Sam in Mellen says:

    He can’t hide behind security the rest of his life.

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  6. Grandma Ada says:

    I’d like to know who the shareholders in that LLC are – possible someone with a last name like Cruz?

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  7. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Where does fled Cruz flee to with his security when it’s so hot in Texas? If there’s any power blackouts, hope it’s where he is.

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  8. eyesoars says:

    $115k ?! Is he a walking ball of insecurity, or what? That’s a (!*# of security blankets.

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