Herschel Walker

June 22, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s in the Bible, Y’all.

In his book someone else wrote for him, Herschel Walker explains that he has multiple personality disorder.

Someone asked him if that is a metal illness. Nope, he explained. And then he used his words.

“I tell them all the time. I say, dude, I tell them. Do our lord Jesus Christ have a mental illness because he said he’s the father, the son and the Holy Spirit?

“To me, those are three different personalities. So we’re not so much different than he is.”

I assume that by “we’re” you are referring to all of your personalities. Dude, you are way different than Jesus. In many, many, many ways.

And just wait until Trump find out that you think you’re God. Oh boy, the love-fest will be over then.

 

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0 Comments to “Herschel Walker”


  1. He’s a shoe-in for the GOP lunatic asylum, along with his baby-daddy family values.

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  2. Maybe he should hook up with Alltogether Andrews.
    https://wiki.lspace.org/Altogether_Andrews

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  3. thatotherjean says:

    Of course, Jesus never said that–at least not as the Bible records his speech. He said God was his father. He said he was the Son of God. The Holy Spirit was a separate entity. The whole idea of a triune God wasn’t Christian doctrine until 381, hundreds of years after the death of Jesus (assuming that he existed at all).

    We have already had one ignorant, egotistical, mentally unbalanced Head of State, with whom vastly too many people in our government still ally themselves. The last thing we need in the Senate is an ignorant, egotistical man who admits that he is mentally ill. If he wants to get into politics, let him run for office in Georgia, or in the city in which he lives, and see how he does. The United States Senate is not a place for amateurs on an ego trip.

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  4. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Hershel has been bible thumped one too many times. Or more.

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  5. Sandridge says:

    Herschel Walker’s personal theme song [modified to suit]:

    “I Get Around (1964)”
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Get_Around

    https://www.youtube.com/watch

    https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/32900936/The+Beach+Boys/I+Get+Around

    ‘Round round get around
    I get around
    Yeah
    All three of me
    Get around round round I get around
    I get around
    Get around round round I get around
    From town to town
    Get around round round I get around
    From girl to girl
    These Georgia Rethugs think I’m a real cool head
    Even more’n that Don’derhead
    Gotta avoid all those mommas Fred
    Till the ‘lections put to bed

    Get around round round I get around
    I’m makin’ real good bread
    I’m gettin’ bugged driving up and down the same old strip
    I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
    My buddies and me are getting real well known
    Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
    I get around
    Get around round round I get around
    From town to town
    Get around round round I get around
    I’m a real cool head
    Get around round round I get around
    I’m makin’ real good bread
    Get around round round I get around
    I get around
    Round
    Get around round round oooo
    Wah wa ooo
    Wah wa ooo
    Wah wa ooo
    We always take my car cause it’s never been beat
    And we’ve never missed yet with the girls we meet
    None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn’t be right
    To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night
    I get around
    Get around round round I get around
    From town to town
    Get around round round I get around
    I’m a real cool head
    Get around round round I get around
    I’m makin’ real good bread
    Get around round round I get around
    I get around
    Round
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
    Round round get around
    I get around
    Yeah
    Get around round round I get around
    Get around round round I get around
    Wah wa ooo
    Get around round round I get around
    Oooo ooo ooo
    Get around round round I get around
    Ahh ooo ooo
    Get around round round I get around
    Ahh ooo ooo
    Get around round round I get around
    Ahh ooo ooo’

    [yeah, full of inanity and redundancy ]

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  6. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Sandridge, as best I could, I sort of tapped my feet reading (not singing) your lyrics. 50+ years ago I liked some of what the Wilson brothers and friends produced. But now, they’re crazy maggots, so I have disowned them. They’re oldy and moldy maggots.

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  7. thatotherjean @ 3.

    There are also people with schizophrenia with delusions of grandeur. Some think they are the Messiah, God, Christ, Ruler of the Universe.
    Oh wait…we may already have a few of those in DC.

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  8. Steve from Beaverton @ 6,

    Does this mean if Walker passes the GOP psych test, he gets an assault rifle, too?

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  9. Steve from Beaverton @ 6,

    OOPs this message went to you instead of someone else. Sorry.

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  10. Steve from Beaverton says:

    We’ll I’ll answer anyway. Nothing stops anyone from getting an assault rifle. Nothing. That would be to democrat and reasonable. And life saving.

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  11. weakgrip says:

    He also told Stacy Abrams that is she didn’t like Georgia she could move to one of the other 51 states. I guess he thinks the USA is just as big as a deck of cards.

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  12. Mind, the Unknown Being called *jesus* HAS been dead (assumably) for a couple of thousand years .

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  13. Sandridge says:

    Steve from Beaverton @6, Had no idea that the BBs [if any still alive] had gone MAGAot.
    Just saw bits of a [older?] PBS show about Brian [the main songwriter and driver] and the BBs, don’t recall any political stuff, he seemed rather senile.
    I very rarely listen to ‘oldies’ R&R anyway.
    But that song just popped into my head when I tied JJ’s article to the sordid stuff about HW that’s floating around [multiple ‘baby mommas’, abuses, lying, general stupidity, etc.].

    As a surfer and catamaran sailor back then [and for decades], I dug surf music, but more the instrumental stuff like Dick Dale, etc.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beach_Boys
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_music

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  14. Fred Farkleshine says:

    Steve from Beaverton,
    Are you a moldy maggot? You’ve been around since then!
    Just in case you didn’t know, only 2 of the original 5 Beach Boys” are still alive, Brian Wilson and Al Jardine!

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  15. Steve from Beaverton says:

    I’m an oldie but a good democrat- not a maggot like the 2 remaining BB’s. They performed at a trumpf rally and are definitely maggats. Was thinking Mike Love was still alive.

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  16. Oldymoldy says:

    SAD?!

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  17. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Walker doesn’t know how many states there are. He doesn’t know how many children he fathered. He doesn’t know how many personalities he currently has. He’ll be a fine addition (sorry) to the Republiclown caucus.

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  18. G Foresight says:

    I just saw some polling that Walker is slightly ahead of Raphael Warnock in the GA Senate race. Hum…

    Maybe the GQP needs to rebrand as the “Know Nothing party” from U.S. mid-1800’s history?

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