Dirty Minds
Paul Gosar, congressman from the Great State of Befuddlement, is having himself a snot nosed hissy fit over pornography because, of all the troubles we have in America right now, pornography ranks right up in the top, oh, I dunno, bottom 250 or so.
Gosar, being a Republican generally uses the pornography debate as an excuse to talk dirty right out in public. Kinda like when he Tweeted a cartoon of himself committing acts of unspeakable violence against female members of congress and then calling it a joke. He got censured for that one.
But what distinguished himself from his run-of-mill goofiness this time was some oratory delight. He begins by bashing “liberal courts” as do all good right-wingers. Then he says …
“This, combined with the horrible effects it’s having on our young men and women, means that one who opposes any restrictions on porn is ignorant at best and malicious at worst… But leftists refuse to budge an inch for the sake of sexual immorality.”
He said this less than 10 days after the massacre in Uvalde.
Budge an inch? Oh dear. There are many exceptions to the first amendment: defamation, child pornography, perjury, blackmail, solicitation to commit crime, incitement to imminent lawless action, fraud, and threats – to name a few.
Now let’s name the exceptions to the Second Amendment: You cannot personally own a nuclear weapon. And that’s about it.
So, do not talk to me about budging an inch. Talk to me about rational, even though I suspect you’re about 20 years and 50 IQ points beyond that.
And just so I make myself clear – there is a pile of stuff that is immoral that doesn’t have squat to do with mattress thrashing.
Oh that face, that ugly mug, is the picture of one who projects. Check his computer. I’m just guessin what you’ll find.
1My money says he pores through stacks of porn in a locked closet down in his basement.
2No matter the subject at the moment, the picture I am getting is one of an old man clutching his pearls and leaning for his fainting couch!
3Pornography is just another in their long list of explanations for mass murder, like no compulsory school prayer, critical race theory, video games, violent movies, demons, gay teachers, bullying, mental illness and phases of the moon. Everything but guns.
4If anyone was going to even think about sex, one look at that face would stop it. Maybe we need to hand out pocket pictures of him as porn control, birth control . . .
5That’s a face that you can’t unsee. No Halloween mask required.
6Grandma Ada @ 5,
Louie is probably pissed because he’s never invited to those coke and sex house parties that Cawthorne mentioned.
7I find it interesting that the Gang Of Perverts (GOP) would have problems with porn! But in any case any man/woman who wants to show off their bodies &/or expertise is just fine, no problems. Child porn or women/men being forced into it is not porn it is assault, kidnapping, and is illegal!!
8He looks like a truly miserable human or excuse for a human…whichever.
9Y’know, I’m not 100% certain that our present SCOTUS would agree that Elon Musk doesn’t have a constitutional right to possess nuclear weapons. I mean, the man’s got a right to protect himself from an attack by Jeff Bezos!
10They could just aim their penis ships at each other.
11Don K: Or at least a retaliatory strike at whoever’s aimin them thar Jewish space lasers.
12And did anybody see this?
https://thehill.com/news/house/3513308-milo-yiannopoulos-is-an-intern-for-marjorie-taylor-greene/
Gosar was actually a practicing dentist?? I wouldn’t let that sadistic nutjob within a mile of my mouth. Reminds me of Szell in “Marathon Man.”
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