From the Frying Pan Into the Fire
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The headline says it all.
Rick Perry to replace Donald Trump at New York dinner.
“Oh cool,” Juanita says, “Rick Perry is next on the list of hilariously unserious Republican Presidential nominees. I figured he’d be near the top.”
Rick Perry isn’t running for President. He saw that people with a sketchy background can easily be the GOP Veep nominee so he and his hair are running for Vice President.
It might be the hairdresser’s dream, though. Donald Trump and Rick Perry’s hair meet Sarah Palin’s bump-it. “When those three get together, it’s a cosmetology convention,” Juanita grins.
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