Okay so here’s the deal.  If somebody runs for President and gets laughed out of the race (and you know that’s gotta be somebody from Texas after Rick Perry invented the category with “Oops!”), what happens to any campaign donations they have left over?

Well, the Federal Elections Commission wants to know, Ted Cruz.  Ted did not file his April or July quarterly reports for his presidential campaign funds and the FEC wants to know why.

I was going to post this yesterday but I got busy and I’m glad I did because Ted filed an answer. Remember: Ted does not make mistakes. He’s like Donald Trump and is always right. You can take a look at his creative writing to skirt around something by saying, “I’m special and not required to because of this nitpick.”

My opinion:  He’s running for president again but doesn’t want to say so and piss off Donald Trump.