He’s a Child, Just a Child
There was a document at the Trump Hotel on how Trump was to be treated in the dining room.
He’s a child.
A tray of junk food was also required to be available. It had to include sour cream and chives Lay’s potato chips, Oreos, Nutter Butters, Milky Way and Snickers candy bars, Chips Ahoy cookies, Tic Tacs, gummy bears, granola bars, and chocolate-covered raisins among other items.
The best part of being an adult is that I don’t have to to eat that crap anymore. I can afford See’s candy, and kettle cooked chips from a street vendor, and cookies from a bakery.
His steak had to be the biggest one at the table and he was served special shrimp bigger than anyone else’s. To me, that says something about the size of his … uh, hands.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
There has to be a mushroom joke in there somewhere.
1One wonders how abruptly his foibles will hit a brick wall on the first day of his prison sentence?
2Shit on a shingle or Okra? … 500 days later- SSDD! ‘You want them grits boy?’
Think his new reality will set in for him when his in-cell toilet will not be gold and he’ll have to do his business in full view of the guards.
3… Oreos, Nutter Butters, Milky Way and Snickers candy bars, Chips Ahoy cookies…
Trump reliving his last happy memory. Wearing a white sheet with holes cut out for the eyes, trick or treating on Halloween night in the 1950’s.
4I just about went into a diabetic coma just reading that.
5Does he have his own teeth? Surely they’ve rotted away by now.
6Wouldn’t ya just love to have him as a guest at your dinner party? Eyeroll…
7. the SOB would never be allowed in my house, the dogs would get him and they bite!
What adult eats crap like that and thinks it’s good?
This reads like the list for a rock band on tour in the ’80s except no demand for exotic, unobtainable water.
8Yup. He’s a child. (The oreos are forgivable, though.)
I just can’t get it out of my mind that 74 MILLION people voted for this sorry excuse for a human being. What does that say about them?
9Ah, yes, but recall that his henchman had to have organic food while he was in jail–and got it. Do you suppose his orangeness will be able to pull that off, too?
10My wife’s reaction matches yours: this is what you get if you hand an 8 year old 50 bucks and send him to the store to “get food”.
Especially galling since in DC (and in NYC) you can get some of the best cooking from around the world, for a relatively cheap price as well. On the rare occasions I eat it, I also like my steak well-done. Partly because the more experience someone has in driving cattle, the more time they spent looking at the wrong end of the cow, and the further from raw they want the derived food. But in DC? I’d be hitting Ethiopian, South Indian, and Thai restaurants and it wouldn’t be for steaks and Lay’s Potato Chips.
11“Special Shrimp”
12That opens many many tasteless doors
But
Im just not gonna go through any of them
Apparently he has to have two scoops of ice cream on his cake. No one else at the table is to get more than one.
This must be what the madder Roman emperors were like.
13That list made me shudder.
14I’m stunned … how did “granola bars, and chocolate-covered raisins” get to the list? Both have some nutritional value.
15I wonder if he thinks it’s OK to have the items on that list because he drinks Diet Coke instead of regular?
And Diet Coke?? FFS. OK, I know different countries have different formulations but here in Australia Pepsi Max has for good reason dominated the Diet Cola market ever since it was introduced. (And we are one of the countries where standard Coca-Cola significantly outsells Pepsi.)
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