Oh No! The Ron Paul Daily!
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Ron Paul still wants to be President, dammit.
Juanita knows Ron Paul. He lives in her neck of the woods. “I know some of my progressive friends like Ron Paul,” she says, “because he wants to legalize drugs and quit fighting wars.”
“But let me tell you how Dr. No would govern,” Juanita begins. “You know New Orleans after Katrina? That’s what America would look like after Ron Paul.”
“On inaugural day, he would give every American a copy of Atlas Shrugged and the Air Force Survival Handbook. He would then wish everybody good luck and go putter in his garden for the rest of the day.”
And that’s the truth.