January 12, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Dysfunctional lap dog Pence returns to White House with his tale between his legs, begging, “Please forgive me ‘President Mother’, you are the greatest of all time. I promise never to disobey you again.”
1Nope. Can’t make me, Ms. JJ. Compassion for the Vice Poodle fled the room when he agreed to be on the ticket with Donnie. That Mike has since refused to lead an effort to 25 the 45, he deserves all the Silkwood showers coming his way after being in close contact with Donnie. After being in Senate chambers with Cruz, he also needs a flea dip.
2Probably some RW touchy feely thing; it was OK you tried to kill me with my family but I’m a Christian and I’ll forgive you.
I bet wife Karen is way past feeling anything close.
3For Republican Women: You got all over Hillary Clinton for not divorcing Bill because he had oral sex with another woman. So why aren’t you all over Melania Trump because Donnie tried to murder the VP and rip up the Constitution?
4In four long, long years Trump has gone from the hypothetical “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,” to the outright attempted murder of his own Vice President, and it’s business as usual.
5I can’t do it. I have writer’s block. Jefe and Elizabeth have said it all and it’s hard to type when you keep face palming at every bit of news. I just can’t right now.
6Let’s face it, pence and 90% of repugnanticans are still pandering to the same crowd that committed insurrection. Many of these politicians are culpable for everything that happened. They are scared shitless of losing their vote and of being a target of their wrath like miss lindsey was at the airport. They are effing cowards. Their narrative now, as usual, is democrats are responsible and if there’s more violence in the coming days, that will be their campaign slogan going forward.
7That was Trumpf’s message/threat this morning. Trumpfism is hardly even wounded, and totally predictable with the repugnantican party.
Go to Stockholm for the sights. Stay for the Syndrome.
8Like I said before, Mike Pence is the biggest PUNK I’ve ever seen in my life and I’m an attorney, a profession that attracts significant numbers of physical cowards for some reason. Trump tried to get Pence killed, the GOP base hates his guts for refusing to break the law, his political career is over, and he still creeps back to the White House to kiss Trump’s ass some more. Pence must have the mirror in his bathroom replaced every day after it cracks from shame when he looks into it.
9The Prairie Poodle missed wearing his dog collar after a few days.
10He ought to be as cuddly as a snake handler. His majesty turns on everyone. He failed at overturning the election and at a coup. He’s made sure Biden’s inauguration crowd will be smaller than his. He’ll think of some way to throw Pence under the bus too.
11Just as a suggestion, this post could use a little musical accompaniment:
“ Back Home Again In Indiana” ….when I dream about the moonlight on the Wabash, then I long for my Indiana Home
– as performed by Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
https://youtu.be/q8WP4uGqk-c
12Y’all, Micr @ 8 has won this round. Bravo!
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