Just a Friendly Reminder: The Clock’s A’Tickin’ UPDATED
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I’ve warned you before but I suspect that most of you have forgotten.
Well, don’t forget. May 21st is Judgment Day. Oh hush, now. It most certainly is.
These signs, in English and Spanish because apparently Jesus does in fact love ALL the little children of the world, are all over my little town. These people have spent a fortune on advertising.
So, just in case you’re looking for me on May 20th, I’ll be in the ice cream aisle at Kroger with a spoon in one hand and a smoke in the other. If anybody’s got a better plan, let me know.
UPDATED: you might want to make reservations for your pet. It’s a hoot that you have to pay upfront. Why didn’t we think of this?