Uh Oh, Only His Hairdresser Knows For Sure
Bless his heart.
It appears that Rudy Giuliani is sweating through his hair dye. pic.twitter.com/OY3dGL1BtX
— The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020
Thanks again to Kary for the heads up.
November 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Bless his heart.
It appears that Rudy Giuliani is sweating through his hair dye. pic.twitter.com/OY3dGL1BtX
— The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020
Thanks again to Kary for the heads up.
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The perfect complement to his diamond pinkie ring.
1That’s “Incel Shellac” recommended to Rudy by Stephen Miller.
2Only someone of Trump’s intellect would know to regain the services of a lawyer such as Guiliani.
But maybe Trump just got sick and tired of winning.
3I listened to part of his spiel on C-SPAN radio, where he kept using an affidavit from Detroit to bolster his claims of fraud in Pennsylvania.
Later, I turned on CNN and saw the lines on his face which I couldn’t figure out. He was sweating like a pig, which I attributed to having to forgo his usual 3-martini lunch.
Given Trump’s fixation on telegenicity, could this be the fall of the House of Giuliani?
44 Seasons redo. A stage full of nimrods. What a “legal” team.
5I’ll defer to the opinion of beauty salon professionals, but are we sure that’s hair dye? Maybe his brains, having been liquified by the contortions required to support Trump, are now leaking out?
(Snark aside, Harry Eagar @4 has the real question about appearances. Of course if Fox news doesn’t show it, Trump may never see it.)
6that’s his immortal soul leaving his body
7Texas has got to up its game to keep up with Rudy & Co.
Assemble the Zoom call for strategizin’ … Gohmert, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz and I’m certain there must be more.
8I do believe I have identified a heretofore unknown species of knuckledragging, oft drooling, bile spewing primate. Does anybody have a phone number for PBS? We need to get this on NOVA
9And he’s dribbling on both sides of his face. Lord, I can’t unsee that.
10Rudy is gross. That’s all I have to say.
11I suspect it’s that spray stuff I saw an ad for online, for people with thinning hair–makes the scalp dark (for awhile, anyway) so it looks like there’s more hair there. But he was too, um, mentally challenged to realize it only works if there IS some hair there. Or he tried to use mascara instead, on the principle of “any dark stuff will do…”
12Hannah @11 has the real scoop on this. And it does not require considering his physical appearance.
Meanwhile, the NYT consulted other hair pros, claims “it’s not hair dye”:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/19/style/rudy-giuliani-hair.html
and one of their conjectures matches Elizabeth Moon’s @12.
13When my first perfect child was an infant, there was no end to his digestion problems. One leaking diaper is especially memorable. The leak down Giuliani’s head and jaw resembled the leaking diaper. As others have speculated, Giuliani’s so full of sh!t, it’s leaking out of his ears.
14Personally, I am looking forward to the Kate McKinnon cold open on Saturday night live. We’re in the make up artists at SNL place a small bladder underneath her fake to pay and she appears is Rudy Giuliani with gallons of Dr Pepper flowing down the side of her face. I hope they give the poor woman a rubber suit or we may not see her for the remainder of the show. For context think of that memorable clip from Airplane….
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