Somebody Get This Man a Musket

November 19, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh y’all, Louie wants us to have a revolution.  You know, like the founding fathers did from England or, more recently, the Egyptian uprising.

Louie’s begging for a fight. Why the hell else did you guys buy all the prepper stuff with the end date on the MRE’s fixing to expire?

“They rose up though all over Egypt, and as a result of the people rising up in the greatest numbers in history, ever anywhere, they turned the country around …. If they can do that there, think of what we can do here,” he told thousands of cheering Trump supporters in downtown Washington at Saturday’s “Million MAGA March.”

What’s up, Louie?  You guys done spent all your ammo money on Trump flags for those big ole pickups you can’t afford?

I’ve seen Louie and his gang. They are going to have to uprise from their walkers first.

Have you ever noticed that Ole Louie just goes around looking for something he can holler about?  I’m thinking that hollering has replaced mattress trashing in the Gohmert household.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Somebody Get This Man a Musket”


  1. Apparently. Ol’ Dumb Looey hasn’t noticed that the upshot of all that turmoil in Egypt has resulted in a military dictatorship
    that is harsher than has been seen there in modern times.

    Is that what he wants for us?

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  2. Raymond Kuzmich says:

    There is a name and a penalty for this. You absolutely KNOW that some ninnies, like those who went ahead and consumed bleach will act on it.
    18 U.S. Code § 2383.Rebellion or insurrection:
    https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2383

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  3. Isn’t tormenting sedition a violation of the congressional oath of office?

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  4. Fermenting. Tormenting works sort of but I meant fermenting.

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  5. Alan @4, third times a charm. Perhaps fomenting? Actually in the case of Louie that would be: foaming at the mouth. Albeit even on TV his breath appears fermented.

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  6. Texas has Louie, Alabama has Tommy Tubberville.

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  7. Did Louie notice all of the marches and rallies (women, BLM, human beings) where a million people actually showed up, repeatedly, rose up, and turned their country around from the despotism of Trump, Gohmert, et al?

    We voted. That’s how we do it here. Unless Louie is suggesting No Law & No Order in America?

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  8. Charly Hoarse says:

    Ms. Juanita, you did mean “mattress thrashing” at the end there didn’t you? Yes; sure beats hollering.

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  9. BarbinDC @1:
    Yes.
    Jim Wright’s last post on Stonekettle Station speaks to that. “Law and order’s warm and fuzzy when me and mine aren’t the ones being ordered.” (I’m paraphrasing)
    Or jailed.
    Or disappeared.
    The post draws on history. I highly recommend it.

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  10. Louie had an original thought once in his life-it got lonely and left.

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  11. Paxton, Gohmert and others may have taken advantage of Trump University or perhaps Liberty U “law” school. A BOGO
    deal- two for the price of one law degrees.

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  12. Grandma Ada says:

    He’s had the COVID virus, but has anyone tested him for rabies?

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  13. Linda@11, our newly elected congressman, Troy Nehls, has a bachelor’s from Liberty University. No kidding. So maybe he can give ol’ Louie a run for his money. I sure do understand why my fellow TX-22 voters chose Troy instead of that Sri Kulkarni, with his fancy U-T undergrad and his Harvard masters’ and his years of experience in the Foreign Service. And also his multi-lingualness. We don’t need that elitist book learnin’ here in Texas! Oh, and also he’s not a white guy, so there’s that.

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  14. Jane @5

    Yeah that. I really shouldn’t be posting when I am supposed to be doing something else and am behind deadline.

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  15. Elizabeth Moon says:

    Raymond’s right–there’s a law against fomenting revolution and a law against inciting riots. Louis needs to have a visit from The Law, explaining that being the worst (or nearly) Congressman from Texas does not give him the right to break such laws.

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  16. He definitely needs to be prosecuted. But that sounds like a federal offense. Having said it in D.C. I don’t THINK they have the equivalent of state laws. That would only leave somebody under the jurisdiction of Barr. Seems like under that scenario, the soonest it would happen would be Jan. 20th.
    That’s leaves a whole lotta time for fomentation. Scott Adams started the rise up echo chamber. It’s gonna get a lot louder. It’s a plan.

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  17. Atlas, not Adams.

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