The Mouths of First Graders
A few nights ago, the first grader in my life Facetimed me with a You Tube that’s the new best thing in first grade. His Dad picked him up from school and the little guy couldn’t wait to show his Dad. He cannot even watch it without howling with laughter.
https://twitter.com/shrimpjaj/status/1296892397951922176?s=21
My first grader does imitations of this guy imitating Donald Trump, but his imitation is interrupted with giggles.
And then this morning, one of my favorite cartoonists jumps in.
And the other cool thing in first grade? A jingle that goes like this: “Donald Trump? Let’s kick his butt all the way to Pizza Hut.”
First grade is cool.
Priceless! Give American politics the 6x6x6 fix. Lower the voting age to six and require Republicons to have an IQ of six before running for political office or voting.
1Whoever that guy is, he nailed the Orange Moron down cold! Good for Ben to appreciate that!
2That satisfies my 1st grade sense of humor. And I’ll be saying that jingle for days!
3I wonder if his choice of hat color was intentional because the color and the bill of the baseball cap certainly approximated the orange one’s coiffure.
This fellow’s impersonation was awesome and the diatribe he delivered was actually more intelligent and relevant than anything _____ has ever said.
4Would love to see this guy doing a voiceover of DUHtrumpf at one of his super spreader events spewing rants. Believe he could antagonize Trumpf bigly.
5This guy could run for President some day.
I’m pretty sure my friend’s 3 1/2year old would say
6“Scooby Doo Doo”!
+1
7Thank you! Made my day!
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