Lookie What Nan Brought To The Beauty Salon This Morning!
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Nan brought a catalog in for us to see. It’s from a company called, charmingly, Bounce. Bounce sells lady things.
They have a new item in thier catalog.
S.P. Bra
S. P. Bra, named after a certain politician. It’s pretty, it works hard, separates the left from the right and moves the masses. Not bad for a bra. The S. P. is our go to everyday bra. Good for hunting, boating, public speaking and basically going rogue. Softy contoured cup for modesty and shaping. Jacquard textured fabric with mesh band. Underwire. 32-36 B-D
“Honey, if they ever name a bra after me,” Juanita says, “it certainly won’t be the go to everyday bra. It’ll be the humdinger bra.”
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I dunno. When even bra catalogs are poking fun at you, I kinda think you’ve lost your Presidential gravitas.
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The cool kids at The Immoral Minority are having fun with it, too.
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Thank you, Nan, for the heads-up.