Just Because You Should Know These Things
Police in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, got a call about suspicious activity, and upon arriving arriving at the location arrested 24 year old Justin Savoie.
Officers discovered marijuana and drug paraphernalia inside the residence, as well as several guns and a homemade silencer inside Savoie’s truck, parked outside.
But the reason that Justin is getting his name in the newspaper wasn’t because of the weed or the guns found inside the house. No, sireee.
During a strip each at the jail, hold your breath here now, “he was caught concealing a loaded pistol in his buttock.”
They didn’t say where in his buttocks and to be honest I don’t want to think about it too much for fear of shorting out my brain. It was a .25 caliber pistol that’s 4.3 inches long and had a 2.5 inch barrel. And oh dear God in heaven above, it was loaded.
The only reason I’m telling you this is that when you get depressed over how crazy and stupid our government is, please take comfort that in the deep south, there’s always going to be a guy who is crazier and dumber.
He was sentenced to 90 days in jail last Friday and a three year suspended sentence.
His greater punishment will be that he’s 24 years old and for the rest of his life he will be known as “Ole 25 Caliber Butthole.”
Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.
My first thought was he was just practicing for when he resides in the state penal system.
1He obviously has shit for brains. Maybe he was trying to blow his brains out?
2It takes young men like Justin to see a connection between going number two, and his God given Amendment number two Constitutional rights. And a way he can maintain those rights at all times.
3Gives new meaning to being in the pokey!
4A surgeon I know did his residency at Meyer Memorial in Buffalo, where prisoners from Attica are brought when things need to be extracted from their rear ends. A little bitty gun like that would not raise even one eyebrow.
5“as well as… a homemade silencer inside Savoie’s truck…”
I just wanted to add that if the already concealed weapon could be carried with the silencer attached, it would give new meaning to the phrase – – silent but deadly.
6Here’s my question. When did the guy put it in there?
7Did the cops give him time to do it? Did he know ahead of time they were coming?
Or does he routinely walk around with a loaded firearm in… .there.
Talk about a new meaning.
Ammosexual
Eewww
What an asshole!
8I have one of those little .25cal semi-auto ‘Saturday Night Specials’. Can’t imagine how the hell that asshole could carry one in his buttcrack.
The damned thing is relatively heavy, loaded or not, and even bulky considering the anatomical location. Yeah, it’s tiny compared to my Colts, Sigs, Glocks, but you’d practically have to glue it in there to retain it, imo. Mebbe he used duct-tape?
Yeesh, 2020, the year of ‘no limits’.
9“I have one of those little .25cal semi-auto … .”
An uncle of mine once told me, that’s a handy thing to have in a fight … if you can’t get hold of a gun.
It’s an easy bet that he’s never practiced on a gun range, but has stood in front of a mirror practicing his quick draw while making a menacing face. Completely unaware that once they see him dropping his pants and underwear to draw the weapon, any potential opponent will die … laughing.
Now for all you native Texans: is it time for us to stop making Oklahoma the butt of all jokes, and switch over the Louisiana?
10The Surly Professor @10, The little .25s sound wimpy, but its’ ballistics are still mighty lethal at close range [to ~20′]. Not very accurate either, but it doesn’t need to be.
It’s rep as the ‘Saturday Night Special’ is well earned, probably used to be responsible for a disproportionate number of homicides, etc. [9mm have taken over]; nothing to laugh at.
I load .25 JHPs in it [hollow expanding], mostly only carry it doing yardwork, for sneks [just in case, I normally just admire them and watch them scoot away, even after finding rattlers and copperheads in the house over the years ;] …].
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.25_ACP
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OK, LA, AR, TX, MS, AL, GA, FL, they all work…
11This seems a little imprecise. Are we talking buttoxxes here, or recturms? asking for a friend.
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