Pence

September 02, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so maybe it was Pence who had the strokes.

Pence doesn’t recall if he was put on standby during Trump’s visit to Walter Reed. Yeah.

Okay, picture this.  A guy comes to Pence’s house at night and says, “Dude, go take off those plaid bermuda shorts and Jesus Loves Me, Only Me tee-shirt. They just took Trump to the hospital and you may have to take over as President.

You know for a fact that Pence tinkled in his bermuda shorts and that Mother stripped down to her birthday suit and bounced her boobies all the way the grand staircase yelling, “Pack your bags you whore, Melania.”

That would be something you would remember and there were probably eye witnesses to it.  So, instead of lying his butt off, he just said, “I don’t recall,”  which is a lie where you can’t get caught which is the very worst kind of lie.

That’s a lie and Jesus heard it, Wimpy Mikey.

 

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  1. Not Mother’s style-
    “Bounce Your Boobies” (A Patriotic Song) :
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUilNFxtoBvLPWyvfEmnCCQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOMQzNXb0zo&list=PL1hFxoBJcZYd7apRQ6ysxDhJXm4F7WrNi&index=3&t=0s

    A great old Rusty Warren song–
    rustywarren.com
    Rusty Warren is an American comedian and musician, specializing in sex-related themes and such songs as “Bounce Your Boobies”.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Warren

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  2. Pence uttered the best “non-denial denial” I’ve every heard. It’s essential non-deniability exceeds anything said during the Watergate Hearings, and it is even better than Bill Clinton’s famous “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

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  3. Steve from Beaverton says:

    By now, we know that when something comes through those rigid lips of his, the opposite is true. Use the same logic with his coronavirus statements. He’s mastered that much in 3 1:2 years but absolutely nothing else. And we pay him for that?
    Can you imagine if he had taken over the White House. His mother would be in charge. The original Karen.

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  4. Maybe Pence can call up Elon Musk and ask if one of those NeuroLink brain memory plug-in things are available. It’s already successfully worked on a pig, so with a cable Pence would already have a better connection than with his current stumbling, tripping, foot dragging boss.

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  5. Jane & PKM says:

    Ms. JJ “That’s a lie and Jesus heard it, Wimpy Mikey.” The Vice Poodle is a disgrace to poodles. An adorable odd couple we adore are the Rottweiler and miniature Poodle ruling equally adorable neighbors. Two fun couples, great dogs and wonderful people in their eighties voting Democratic. The Rottie is hers, he likes the lapdog. They both despise Donnie and Karen’s insult to dogs and people.

    Crap. People. If you don’t have the heart to vote for Biden/Harris go to the polls and vote Biden/Harris for your kids, grandchildren and dogs. Oops. Cats, parakeets, and the planet, too. The alternative is the f cking moron – do you really want to endure another killer flu season with Covidiot 45?

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  6. thatotherjean says:

    Hmmmmm. I would think that “We’re taking Trump to Walter Reed. If the president has to have surgery, you’re in charge. Come now.” would be one of those things that you’d remember, vividly, for the rest of your life. If Mike Pence can’t remember that, perhaps he is not fit to be VP, any more than Trump is to be president.

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  7. Wellm I will say one thing. Pence hasn’t changed one iota since his days as a backbencher in the House. He was just as dense back then.

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  8. Juanita Jean–I loves ya!

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