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Prepare yourself.
It’s just too damn bad that ignorance ain’t painful.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
July 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Prepare yourself.
It’s just too damn bad that ignorance ain’t painful.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’d say she’s a bag of fries short of a happy meal.
1She needs to get back to the trailer park…. quick.
2A logical genius.
I’d only add, with her brain, a tongue, and vocal cords she had at least three chances to stop stupid. And clearly that didn’t work.
3Little known fact: In August 1927, Professor Febius Farbsworth of Princeton University applied for a patent on his design of fart proof pants. He proceeded to the prototype test phase, which revealed an unanticipated side effect. Professor Farbsworth was last seen at about 15,000 feet over the New Jersey shoreline headed in the general direction of Spain.
4I volunteer two days a week at a local thrift store run by a church group.
We have required masks on all workers and shoppers since we re-opened about six weeks ago. We provide masks for those who don’t bring one and almost everyone has been very cooperative. (We are in rural Idaho, BTW). Today a 50-ish man came in maskless and when asked to put on a mask patted his sidearm on his hip, then pulled up his tee shirt to cover his mouth.
Apparently he belongs to the Patrick Henry club. Give me liberty or give me death must mean liberty to jeopardize my health and yours, and (or) give us both death.
5Give her credit for being socially distant although with her charming personality that may have been her style even pre-virus.
6Can I be crass?
Her example only works for wet farts. That is the proper example of dis-ease being spread by gaseous emissions from that orifice.
Unless you’re Boss Tweet…
7Well, now these folks can be labeled ‘Unpatriotic’ per President Trump.
/s/
8Is she saying her farts are both contagious and potentially lethal?
Well, OK.
9@Papa
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