June 24, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Mike Pence. Today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSj9vnIZPSg
They will never be able to navigate an incline again.
You know that every step he was thinking, “don’t slip, don’t slip, don’t slip,” but it was too late because we got into their heads.
Thanks to Kary for the heads up.
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I loved his “recovery” at the end. It was like he did it on purpose and was waiting for the applause.
1It probably isn’t nice to laugh, huh? Since I left the South, my manners have gone all to hell.
2“I meant that, I meant that… I wanted to look just like that…”
3Chevy Chase made a career for himself stumbling down stairways in the fashion of President Gerald Ford.
It’s gonna be tough this fall, Saturday Night Live may need two bumbling, faltering acrobatic comedians for their lineup. Although admittedly, one only needs walk in a measured, halting manner, with a long strip of toilet paper stuck on his heel, which come to think of it may be intentional, gives Trump’s shoes even more lift.
4I think he slipped just to show how adept Dear Leader is at walking on ramps and how impossible it is for mere mortals like himself.
5I’ll probably get censored for this, but if this had been DUHTrumpf, he would have claimed he stepped on his dick. Go ahead and delete this if it offends or is too graphic for anyone.
6But this had steps, a rail and looks like non-slip carpet. Humm, wonder if someone inside the plane screamed “trip ahole”
7I’m certain Mother didn’t kiss whatever he hurt. Then again, I’m not sure that’s a bad thing.
8Kinda reminds me of a scene in “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”
9Ever hear the story about the centipede who couldn’t walk after someone asked him how he could control all those feet?
10The commenters have outdone themselves today. Loved every one.
11Just a brief pause to closely inspect a step (like an impromptu bunker inspection), it’s good!
12I think he was actually trying to look athletically fit and coordinated – like Obama.
13Just the toilet paper that The Blob left behind . 😉
14He reminded me of PeeWee Hermann’s bike crash: “I MEANT to do that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urnRVr1P2bc
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