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Juanita says she’d give up the neon concession in Las Vegas if Terry Jones would give up his permit-to-carry.

It appears that the Darth Jesus fan almost shot himself in the foot for real last night.

Controversial Pastor Terry Jones accidentally fired his .40-caliber handgun while he was at a Southfield television studio Thursday night, according to police.

The outspoken pastor, 59, of Gainesville, Fla., was getting in the passenger side of his car at 11:10 p.m. after an interview when the Taurus handgun went off, sending a bullet into the floorboard, Southfield Police Lt. Nick Loussia said today.

“Officers heard a gunshot, approached the vehicle, asked Mr. Jones if he was OK,” Loussia said. Jones and the driver were in the parking lot of Fox2 studios on West 9 Mile. “He was, and they also observed he had a gun in his hand.”

“Y’all, honestly, I don’t think this guy should be allowed to carry a Bic lighter or a pointy pair of scissors, much less a handgun,” she says.  “Whatever happened to that whole though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I will fear no evil thing?”

“His guitar ain’t tuned right, Y’all, so what the hell is the test for sanity in Florida?  You gotta be less crazy than an alligator after lent or know better than to play basketball in a mindfield?”

“Y’all, listen up – Terry Jones has a gun and doesn’t know how to use it.  They gotta be singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic at the NRA today,” she concludes.

I agree with her:  Terry Jones has a gun – that pretty much ruins Easter.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.