Damn Click Bait
Okay, so I’m thumbing through some headlines and I see this on CNN –
Directly? Really? So I go scampering over to read the story.
It’s click bait. Trump didn’t really run directly over Kemp with a bus or even a go cart.
I thought for sure that I’d get to know what kind of bus it was. Did it have one of those big advertisements on the side? How many tires did it have? Did he back up and run over him again? When can we get pictures? Was there suffering involved?
That’s not fair. You shouldn’t tease people like that. Trump throws everybody under the bus, but when you say “directly,” I expect pictures. Keep that in mind, CNN.
Indeed. The media is a pack of teases, especially the cable tune in for more blood on the hour group of ratings seekers. Meanwhile the Democratic governors know what to expect from Covidiot 45 – nothing of value accompanied by mean tweets. The Republicon governors should consult an expert on abusive and cheating spouses. Count on it, Covidiot* 45 will get around to cheating and abusing Republicon governors, too, when the mood strikes.
1An honest mistake JJ.
2I would have clicked too. For a man who could fictitiously shoot someone on 5th Ave and get away with it, and inflict all manner of literal horrors upon us and also got away with it, I’d expect Trump would really throw someone under a bus.
Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, but when the headline is: Rep. Raskin Flattens Gym Jordan, is that clickbait, or hopeful hyperbole? Of the many things we’ll never see happening on the Senate floor would be Chuck Schumer punching Moscow Mitch in the nose. But hope springs eternal ….
Haters don’t be hating on Shakespeare, that was Alexander Pope.
3Jane & PKM @3, I’d druther see Schumer deliver a swift knee to Moscow Mitch’s teensy ‘nads; but no, it’ll never happen, literally or figuratively.
4Sandridge …. but, but, but … wasn’t that a Joni Ernst campaign promise to “make them squeal”? While we’re dreaming, a conga line of the Democratic lady Senators delivering knees to Moscow Mitch would be highly entertaining.
5Must be the bus from Spy Hard with Ray Charles driving.
6“Next stop 90210.” The bus with the trap door in which Leslie Nielsen stands to slow it down. Just the thing to drag Drumpf, Kemp , McConnell and the rest of the gang down the interstate.
Covidiot* 45’s daily Flu Klux Klan gave Kemp the big smooch of being wife number 4, or is it #5. How did the cheating and abuse feel, Kemp?
7No one said he ran over anyone with a bus. It said threw someone under the bus, and if you don’t understand that that is a figure of speech, you should probably throw yourself under a bus. Directly. And literally.
8Good morning, ben with a little b, and you have a great and happy day, too.
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