Thank Goodness
My grandson is a pretty smart little guy for a kindergartener. Being an only child with both parents working from home has him with more alone time than normal for a kid that age, even when they stagger their work time to play with him. Luckily, he has an enormous backyard with a great tree swing and lots of things to climb on or hide in. And he reads. He reads anything he can get his hands on.
An odd skill has emerged. He can spell damn near anything and he loves to do it. He can spell captain, determine, surface, contraption, and other words I have to look up. It’s weird for sure, but it brings me great comfort because now I know he can never be a Republican.
Thank you, Sweet Jesus.
I love the morans
1But my car *gives* me freedom!
Thank goodness for the essential workers that keep the rest of us going!
2Thanks for the laugh!–followed by a face palm.
3ROFL at the multiple ironies and contradictions of the ‘average’ sovereign citizen. They have all the bulk packs of food and ammo to hunker down indefinitely, or so they have been telling themselves for years. Less than one week of quarantine for the ‘average’ red state and they’ve become one giant chorus of WATBs. They are so screwed. Until everyone gets this stay home thing right which their governors won’t tell them and Covidiot* 45 isn’t telling anyone, nothing can return to “normal.” Or, we truly can and must separate into our respective red and blue state niches for a few years. We ain’t send General Sherman after you this time. It’s over.
4Gosh, if I have to pick one or the other, I’m going with the tranny. I have an older car, so may need to replace one 100,000 miles down the road. And, I will eventually be allowed to go back to work at some point, which means going back to wearing makeup (so as not to scare away the tourist and local customers that will eventually return). So, having a talented tranny give me a great flawless makeup tutorial would be absolutely fantastic! So yeah, I’m sticking with the two for one tranny option. Besides which, I’m not even sure who Libety is, but I bet she wears way too much perfume anyway, which would set off my cologne ranger wearing allergies, and give me a migraine…
5Thanks for the belly laugh this morning! Your grandson sounds darling.
6third word ‘tranny’ is easy
7not sure what to make of first word
‘lil’ betsy’?
‘lie to betty’?
I just want to know how long this person has been cross-dressing?
p.s. I adore your grandson. If he ever wants to adopt an additional grandmother, I’m in!
8Thank you. I needed that picture…
9JJ, your grandson is definitely gifted, but you didn’t need me or anyone else to tell you that, did you! You have rreally been blessed!
10Grandkids are your reward for not killing your teenagers.
11So, assuming the sign maker is trying to make a Patrick Henry kind of statement, I’m wondering whether that person knows the difference. Bet he/she cashed that stimulus check. Let’s see. Was it liberty or tyranny that got that check in your grubby little hands? Bet your Walmart, your gun store, and maybe even your church are still open. Because of liberty or tyranny? Bet you can wear a dumbass sign during a LIBERATE! protest. Is that liberty or tyranny? Just what exactly are you protesting with this cute sign? I’m guessing you have about the same ability to define tyranny as you do to spell it. Too bad there isn’t a vaccine for ignorance.
12what, exactly, is that sign even supposed to mean?
13I guess that doesn’t explain everything, but it certainly is a pretty good start.
14You can’t get blud from a moran! I guess.
We don’t need no education
15We don’t need no thought control
No wonder Republicans are rarely pro-choice.
They can’t write the signs.
Can’t read the signs either.
Maybe if we give out free Coke or Pepsi on election day, I’m sorry Koce or Pepcy, Republican voters would stop, and by the time they read the signs and make up their minds, the polls will have closed.
16dang. who is libety and is she male to female or vice versa tranny?
17What Paul said. @11.
18Give your g-son a great big gold star! My g-daughter discovered my rhyming dictionaries and loves writing her own songs.
19Bety is either a liar or a transsexual I’m not sure which, but they spelled “or” correctly.
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