Because All Members of Texas Legislature Have Crystal Balls

April 16, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, this is powerful interesting.  Greg Abbott, Texas Governor, is holding a press conference on the reopening of the Texas economy at noon tomorrow Texas time.  Members of the legislature are to submit their question by 9 am Texas time on the day of the announcement.  Abbott will answer their questions at 2 pm Texas time.

Does the Governor understand how time works?

 

I know one thing.  It doesn’t work like that.

Maybe their questions should be of a general nature. Like, you know, is the Raskolnikov character in Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment a celebration of redemption or an indictment of intellectual warfare?  Governor, what is the square root of 298? Can you point to Wyoming on a map and tell us its capitol?

I think that would be really helpful, especially with all this homeschooling stuff going on.

 

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0 Comments to “Because All Members of Texas Legislature Have Crystal Balls”


  1. Bless his… whatever. He can hear the echos of ‘Not a King’ 45 reverberating inside his cerebrum and will take up his mantle of ‘Not a Governor’ with grand gesture and comity to the other fools.

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Oh yes, please. Just to see his face when someone reads out that Dostoevsky question. Miss JJ, you just made my day.

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  3. About understanding time… there is this: Read by Harlan Ellison with a forward by Henry David Thoreau on Civil Disobedience.

    “Repent Harlequin!” said the Ticktockman
    26 minutes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHYo-zDL1Y

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  4. Jane & PKM says:

    A-butt: “Dust and what? Ain’t that a woman question?”

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  5. joel hanes says:

    > questions

    Where was the stooped and mealy-colored old woman I used to call Papa when the merry-go-round broke down ?

    Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear ?

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  6. Tedinaustin says:

    Read the headline and immediately took it to mean how the (mostly R) members of the Texas Lege have such fragile testes. Had myself a sweet chuckle.

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  7. I’ll make it easy on the Guv just cuz its Friday. What are the last four number of Pi?

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