Paul Burka Said It. Some Damfool Believes it. That Settles It.
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Last week, Texas Monthly’s Paul Burka called Gilberto Hinojosa, candidate for State Democratic Party Chair, “a political hack from South Texas.”
Being called a political hack by Paul Burka is like being called ugly by a toad frog.
Next thing you know, Burka will be calling people lazy and overly wordy. But, smooth move, calling a Georgetown educated lawyer “a hack.” I see Burka won an award for writing in 1985. Yep, that pretty much makes him the expert on hacks.
I swear that Burka’s nipples get hard every time George Dubya Bush walks in the room. Burka is over-grazed, thick with underbrush, and turning crinkly around the edges.
A hack? Somebody, please, send Burka a mirror.