What Would Happen if Rosemary Woods and Kathryn Harris Met in Duval County and Got Drunk?
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This. This is what would happen.
My friend Carol in Vermont sent me this early this morning. It explains that the twists needed to do what Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus claims she did would qualify her for the Olympics.
“Hell, Child,” Juanita said this morning, “I still believe that Al Gore was elected President in 2000, so cows will give beer before I believe this crap.”
Like my hero Lily Tomlin says, “No matter how cynical I get, I can’t keep up.”