Not Ted?

August 13, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, Ken Cuccinelli, the acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, is taking Trump’s immigration policy a little further than he probably – and I can only say probably because who knows anymore  – wanted to.

According to Cuccinelli, only people who were actually born on US soil can be citizens.

“No one has a right to become an American who isn’t born here as an American,” he said.

Bye, bye, Ted Cruz.  Sorry you gave us your Canadian citizenship.

I’m sure he said it by accident but let’s hold him to it.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up. 

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  1. slipstream says:

    Bye-bye Melania.

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  2. Diane Duffy-Patyjewicz says:

    And Ivanna.

    Anybody know how many Russian women come over and stay in Trump’s hotels and give birth to their little ‘American’? According to Cuccinelli???

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  3. He also said:

    “NPR’s Rachel Martin asked Ken Cuccinelli.. if he agreed that the words etched on the Statue of Liberty are part of the American ethos.”

    “Uh, they certainly are,” Cuccinelli replied. “Give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet and who will not become a public charge.”
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/statue-of-liberty-poem-trumps-top-immigration-official-ken-cuccinelli-reworks-the-words/

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  4. Guess that is how he will get rid of wife #3 – it’s about time I am sure.

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    Ken Cuccinelli is totally ruining my Presidential prospects.

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    Uh… not totally.

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  6. Oldymoldy says:

    It’ll be nice to see ted gone. He should be in prison anyway since he ran for president as a alien.
    But it looks a bit like pretty nearly everyone will have to leave. Especially trump and his mess.
    Jus’sayn’

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  7. Jane & PKM says:

    Perfection would be Beto crushing Cornyn in 2020 and another Democrat taking the election for Teddie Crooze’s vacant seat.

    By the Cooch’s standards, Donnie rids himself of two wives and 4 of his 5 droppings. And, his latest set of in-laws. They go first.

    Then, we can pass reasonable immigration law to protect the DACA kids and their families.

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  8. thatotherjean says:

    Does anybody in the Trump administration have the faintest idea of what they’re doing? Do they know any US history, at all? Do they have any concerns beyond making themselves and Trump richer? If so, I haven’t seen any signs of it.

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  9. Job #1 for Cuccinelli should be to stop green card holders from enlisting or even having to register for the draft.

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  10. Morley Bolero says:

    With respect to Cruz, I’m sorry to inform you that Canada has a strict no refunds/no returns policy.

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  11. Linda Phipps says:

    Another white supremacist. Getting him out of congress wasn’t enough, because Stupid Virginia replaced him with Brat, and now the Coochie is worse than ever.

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  12. What he said is correct. He said it poorly, but he made it clear in a followup. In English — evidently his second language — he was trying to say that non-Americans do not have a right to become US citizens.

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  13. Wait a second… I thought these bozos were agin birthright citizenship as well. Is Cooch gonna sit back and allow that to continue?? There used to be wailing and gnashing of sharpened incisors over that dread occurrence.

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  14. Oops! There goes my last born. We were in Germany at the time.
    But, but, if you are a vampire and have your “ native soil” with you and it is from America and your child is born in said soil while in some shithole country, does that count?

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  15. Like I said before Cooch got into the White House immigration thing, not even Hell wants this guy. Their entry requirements are not that low.

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  16. Harry @ 13,

    What if the Coochie and the Rumpies counted families that immigrated generations ago as non-Americans? Would we, the children born here, then be considered non US citizens? That would mean that most of us born here would be non-citizens, according to the Cooch.

    I wonder if Ireland would take me in?…hmmm.

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  17. Linda Phipps says:

    Maggie …” not even Hell wants this guy. Their entry requirements are not that low.” The thought of this ghoul floating around rootless is scarier than blowing up the entire planet.

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  18. Grandma Ada says:

    Sadly, we are stuck with Ted until 2024 . . .

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  19. Papa @ 17 —
    And here I’ve been waiting for the knock on the door with my US-paid one-way ticket back to France. I would accept it gladly.

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  20. This idiot has been a booger stuck on my finger that I can’t flick off since 2002. He was my State Senator and then failed upward. 😛

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