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Texas Republican United States Congressman Blake Farenthold has a lot of thing the ladies want, if you know what I mean.

Police are investigating a suspected burglary at U.S. Rep. Blake Farenthold’s district office that instead may have been a cleaning crew oversight.

And later in the story —

No matter the outcome of the investigation, Farenthold’s Chief of Staff David Lasseter said staff are following through with plans to install security cameras and an alarm system at the district office.

Woo, woo, I betcha those cameras might catch more of United States Representative Blake Farenthold’s Duckiepalooza parties.

Yeah, Hon, that’s Blake in the jammies.  With a minor.

“He says he was at a charity fundraiser,” Juanita explains.  “I do not even want to know what he wears to political fundraisers.  Don’t tell me.  I’m serious about that.  I do not gag stylishly.”

Folks this is what happens when there’s a Republican sweep.  Do not let it happen ever again.