The Three Amigos
El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras are all subject to cuts in foreign aid under Donald Trump.
Fox reports. You decide.
As my friend Deb T explains …
Well, it IS Latin America, so there are *six* Mexicos:
Mexico
Mexicas
Mexicat
Mexicamus
Mexicatis
Mexicant
The real question is, of course, which Mexico will pay for the Wall? On the bright side, this means only ONE of the Mexicos refused to pay for The Wall. Donnie should now ask the OTHER TWO Mexicos to pay. (SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW, pounds head against wall!)
On the other hand, he could mean, Mexico, New Mexico and … uh … Rosa’s Taco Hut.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
And they’re ignorant of world geography. What a bunch of idiots.
1I’ve always liked this quote: “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
2I saw a great explanation but can only remember a few pieces:
Canada = Northern North Mexico
US – North Mexico
Brazil = Portuguese Mexico
Peru = Alpaca Mexico
Belize = Southern British Mexico
You can fill in the rest.
3Sorry, was the image supposed to be a live link to the video?
4I object! You have conjugated the verb rather than declining the noun.
Don’t mess with Latin!
5And furthermore, when it comes to paying for the wall “Ich bin eine Mexican”
6inner suburbs of Washington DC: Beltway Mexico.
7Alaska…Arctic Mexico
8Fortunately Trump wasn’t watching. Otherwise he would have Tweeted he’s now building THREE WALLS with Mexicos.
9Okaaaay! Was that supposed to be an April Fools joke?
10The stupidity is breathtaking.
11Alaska…Arctic Mexico where Eskimo José lives?
12We in NEW Mexico prefer to keep a low profile. Therefore our walls are usually four feet tall.
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