March 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
My friend, Thelma, has become fascinated with the whole idea that there’s a Melania Trump double.
Either that or The Stepford Wife wasn’t fiction.
I dunno, there’s some pictures that make me wonder.
And apparently, it’s a thing.
Okay, so I’m thinking that it would be totally cool to have a body double as long as she’ll agree to do the housework. Hell, she wouldn’t even have to look like me.
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It’s doesn’t look like her. The cheek bones aren’t prominent enough.
1Two other clues: There is a big height difference between faux Melanoma and this double. in fact, in another picture, Barron towers over her! Oh, and the second tip off? only the double would agree to hold hands with this perv!!!
2Yeah but the biggest fake in this picture is not the Melania double.
3Uh, the body language-
Trump is channeling the deceased’s net worth and comparing it to his own. Trump’s Accessory is saying “Get me out of here while I still appear empathetic.”
4The height difference could be in the shoes she’s wearing at different times. Somehow the legs seem skinnier, but I couldn’t find a good comparison. The one in the photo doesn’t have that sultry look, so I am open to the possibility. Maybe it’s just tiring being around that pig. However, if that is “fake Melania”, she obviously doesn’t like him either.
5I’m OK with two Melanias.
6I draw the line at one Donald though (as we know Jr doesn’t count, ever with his dad).
It’s Melania representing evey women in America that is so sick and tired of this asshole!!!
7If her son is visible, it is the real one. She never goes away without Barron.
8Obviously Melania is not wearing five inch heels and her makeup artist didn’t show up that day.
9How can we know it’s a double? She’s letting him hold her hand.
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