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You gotta take a number and wait in line to wear the Crazy Woman Crown nowadays.  Becky found us another one.

Like her close colleague Chuck Pierce, who yesterday declared that the earthquake and tsunami in Japan was an attempt by God to topple “a stronghold of spiritism,” Cindy Jacobs weighs in on the tragedy to declare that Japan has always been a “hard group for the gospel” because it was rooted in idolatry – even the island itself “looks like the head of a dragon” – and so God is trying to shake the nation because “the Holy Spirit wants to breathe the wind of revival across Japan and bring a mighty spiritual awakening to the land of the rising sun with healing in His wings.

Well, why didn’t I see that?  That’s so damn obvious.

“It appears that Cindy Jacobs is a prophet, so I guess she’s an expert on these dragon things and a really hacked off God,” Juanita relates while googling Cindy.

It also appears that she’s really happy and has a horrible frosting job.

“You know, if she’s a prophet, it seems she might have warned the people in Japan to go to higher ground.  I mean, that just seems like the Christian thing to do.”