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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
As Speaker of the House, may Nancy bring a tranquilizer dart as part of her 2nd Amendment rights, deployed should Trump go off TelePrompTer? Taser? She’ll be in a better position than most in the House to catch him off guard when he’s not looking, when he least expects it.
1Does Mother Pence know her little Mikey will be sitting next to a woman tonight? Speaker Pelosi will be a virtue of patience, if she can sit through the entire farce without stomping on Mikey’s foot while she gavels the little remaining life out of the already dead animal posing as Donnie’s hair. Or, she could deploy fishing line with a bucket of chicken to and hope the ***king moron chokes on a bone.
2Thought this was a joke..we can hope it’s a joke?
people are receiving Trump 2020 campaign emails that state Trump is selling ad space during his Bigots R Us SOTU . If you pay, your name is displayed on TV during his SOTU speech. That ploy… is illegal via rules about SOTU speeches… but that has never stopped this man or his cohorts.
3First reviews are in: it’s a big steaming pile of fresh covfefe.
4Let’s ignore what Stacy Abrams says and tweet about her appearance and what she was wearing. That should make it official.
5@Susan 3, it’s no joke! A friend of mine got himself on the list just to see what Orange Foolius is up to and, yes, posted this one on his Book of Faces. Unbelievable!
6the demented one makes a ‘thing” out of the undocumented worker fired from his resorts coming as a guest of one of the D’s.
7Either he “orders” her to be arrested or threatens her with immediate deportation.
That or he threatens nancy with arrest for opposing him on wall.
Third thing announces invasion of Venezuela
“State of the Onion” might be more apropos
8Can we just skip IQ45 and have someone alert us when Stacey Abrams a.k.a. She Who Is Really Governor Of Georgia is about to speak?
Buttermilk Sky, it would be more appropriate to ignore what Trump says and comment on what he’s wearing, but I don’t even want to look at him that long.
9The a what you said
10SOTU aka watching Nancy give Trump a colonoscopy without anesthesia.
11Why can’t I “Like” all of these comments?!
12I see no utility in watching, let alone listening to, trump. I will read what the folks here and other pundits have to say about what he dribbled. I do hope the Dems throw him off with negativity and lack of clapping causing him to go off script.
I will watch Ms. Abrams confident she will knock it out of the park!
13I’m watching HULU.
14Just read that Rick Perry is the designated survivor.
15Why doesn’t Joe Manchin just go ahead and join the GOP?
16Rick Perry?
State of the Union Designated Survivor in an undisclosed location?
If anything untoward occurs tonight, that single decision guarantees America, the world, and the human race will face a struggling future as hunter-gatherers, lead by the Repopulator in Chief Perry who when he wakes each morning, looks across a battered, devastated landscape and blurts out yet another, “whoops!”
17Uh oh – he is slipping in the Sicario2 movie.
18Designated Survivor had better not have anything to do with repopulating, because I guarantee that any human female with an IQ in high double digits would not touch Rick Perry with the remnants of a blasted tree. Then again, there are plenty of breeders out there with apparent IQs lower than that….
19I had a peaceful no media dinner. Followed the live fact checking online at NPR. Then I had to look. Mostly to see NP staring at his head. Tuned in just in time to hear him trot out the kid with cancer. And then go all out untruth on late term abortion. Why oh why did I turn it on? He’s a disgrace. And I can’t even summon up an ounce of respect for this president (not mine, mine won the election). Waiting for Stacy. I did not know I had this much disgust for a human being in me.
20FINALLY over. Waiting for Stacey.
21Vice President Pence has perfected the adoring wife stare.
22Missed on all my guess’s.
23But wondering what happens when he sees how badly his babbleing is panned and derided in most media.
Wow! Trump said we should confirm “nominees who are stuck in the Senate, in some cases years and years waiting. Not right.”
Can we start with Merrick Garland?
24Scary to think that Rick Perry (the Designated Survivor) would be an *upgrade* to what we have now.
25Didn’t watch. But this morning I saw an interview with Pence and realized those ears bracketing his head: they are pointy indeed. He IS actually the Elf On A Shelf.
26Wel, I finally have a house with real internet instead of a hotspot from a cellphone so I had no excuse for not watching. But no way did I want to contribute to the numbers watching. So, hmmm, 5000 words, going by his drugged speech in January and his needing to pause to have his beautiful! fantastic! most superlative! words applauded came out to 50 words per minute. Made dinner, had a drink, finally bit the bullet and tuned in to catch the last two minutes. My God! That voice, only equalled in annoyance by his stupidity.
Then Stacey’s warm up act was over and the real SOTU began. Thanks Stacey for showing how it’s supposed to be done!
27Since I simply can’t bear to listen to that fool, I muted the TV, turned the radio to classical music, and finished reading the paper while keeping an eye out for Stacey’s appearance. I thought she did as well as possible under the circumstances (it’s never easy giving an SOTU response). Since the TV was tuned to PBS, I was surprised that the instant analysis of Benedict Donald’s speech was to declare it just awful. I was very glad I didn’t listen.
28We watched Designated Survivor on Netflix. Far fewer traitors in the cast than with this maladministration.
29Watched “the Grinch” movie instead. It made more sense.
30slipstream, he told the TV interviewer he prefers “acting” Cabinet members to the ones who have to be confirmed, i.e., asked tough questions by Democratic senators (which they sidestep or mumble through and get confirmed anyway). If his nominees are waiting “years and years,” isn’t that McConnell’s fault?
31@Rhea
The only way Perry could repopulate is if a woman dressed as a man and met him in a motel on South Congress.
32Did he ever mention Russia? I had to leave to do something and felt like a Russian prostitute
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