Hi, Louie
Y’all, I think congress is making fun of Louie.
Louie loves, loves, loves his teevee time. After the congress is finished with business on any given day, members are allowed to monopolize CSPAN and give lengthy speeches on any subject they please. Louie does it every damn day. The chamber is empty except for the cleaning crew but there’s Ole Louie, preaching to ghosts in the room.
Now his folks back home have no idea that Louie is speaking to an empty room and nobody in congress gives a big bear’s butt what he says, but the Nightly Louie Show plays big in his home district, where they think Louie is practically running congress and shaming them all with his Jesus talk and crazy ass jibber.
So damn ole Nancy Pelosi and her friends just ruined all the fun.
House Democrats have moved to limit the number of times an individual member can hold court on the House floor after the day’s votes: “The Chair will not recognize a Member for more than one special-order speech per week, nor may a Member sign up for a second special-order speech in the same week.”
So now The Louie Show is only weekly. So sad, too bad.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
Trump got his wall. It’s named Pelosi
1C-SPAN and the nation thank you, Speaker Pelosi.
2Louie should not take this affront on his asparagus and other 1st Amendment Vegetables lying down. He definitely needs to start Tweeting stream-of-unconsciousness deep thoughts and other psychological issues for his true believers. Just like the big guy, but more rambling, and more endless, incredible fantastic endless rambling in print. And please, keep that spell check switched off!
3I’m sure Gomer will be able to get his many friends in Congress to sign up and then deliver the speech that he has written for them. Given how many of them there are, that would increase it from one Goony speech a week to … one Goony speech a week.
That photo of him: it’s not like Ducky Pajama Boy, or Paisly Bothrobe Cruiser, but an actual planned shot for his web page. How can anyone look at that loony smile and crazy eyes and still vote for him? If I was waiting for a bus and saw him on it, I’d just let it pass and catch the next one.
Where is he from, anyway? A loony farm in Waxahachie?
4Looks like a high school yearbook photo to me, only older.
It would be nice to think that Louie’s voters would start to sober up without their nightly fix of jabber, like people possessed by aliens in a cheap SF movie, but that would be giving Louie too much credit.
5Hot Dang! Nancy nails another set of nano-‘nads onto her trophy case*. Loopy Louie won’t even miss ’em.
* Said ‘trophy case’ need only be poster board-sized to hold the entire set of GOP’ers teeny ‘nads anyway (the nails she uses for mounting are actually those tiny brads used for small bits of wood, quite sufficient). She’ll have it placed on the front of the Speakers Podium shortly.
6He needs to get one of those new travel suitcases so he can pack all his crazy for a week in one convenient small case 🙂
7Surly P. – Gohmert is from Tyler, or “behind the Pine Curtain” as a friend of mine from there says. That district will still be cheering for fossil fuels when the Gulf of Mexico is turning their back yards into beachfront.
8Sharon Greiff –
Nope, gonna need at least a steamer trunk. Or maybe one of those dumpster pods that they pick up from your driveway and haul away when it’s full. One a week oughta do it.
9Dang it I wish I’d known about the Louie channel all this time. I missed it. Surely there must be a blog somewhere tracking Crazy Louie’s greatest hits! Would 100% watch!
10He and Rudi could be twins.
11Takes one back to when newtie was a widdle baby greedhead and was doing the same thing as louie until the then speaker Tip O’Neil, told the cameras to not just pan out but scan the entire chamber to hammer home the fact that he was babbleing to himself and no one was listening.
This newtie seized upon as another example of the d’s trying to censor him by holding him up to ridicule.
ridicule he so decidely earned
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1994/04/06/playing-to-empty-house-speakers-get-tight-focus/bd3e80a0-2438-416f-9600-7312a75e216f/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.69cfec923c4c
12Nancy Pelosi is one damn genius! She found a way tot make down both Trump and Louie!
13Surly Professor, no loony bins here. The real loons are in the southern part of the county…it’s like Faulkner on meth down there. They were shooting out the windows of cars with Hillary bumper stickers.
14Speaking to an empty room on CSPAN is how Newt Gingrich made himself relevant. Gohmert can’t even do that right.
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