Dude, I’m Going Into the Crook Bidness!
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Juanita has found an occupation that pays a whole lot better than hairdressing – being Tom DeLay’s and Jack Abramoff’s friend.
Michael Scanlon, who plead guilty to defrauding Native American tribes out of tens of millions of dollars, hired himself some writ twits to insure that even though he’s headed to prison for 20 months, he gets to keep at least $17 million of his ill-gotten gains.
“Hell, I can do 20 months for $17 million,” Juanita announces! “Crime does pay, huh? And pretty damn good, in my opinion.”
Thanks to customer Deb for the heads-up on this one. I wouldn’t have believed it unless I saw it.