That’s a Big Boy
In response to Nancy Pelosi, Trump mailed her this.
Dear Madame Speaker,
Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate. I also feel that, during this period, it would be better if you were in Washinton negotiating with me and joining the Strong Border Security movement to end the Shutdown. Obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative.
I look forward to seeing you soon and even more forward to watching our open and dangerous Southern Border finally receive the attention, funding, and security it so desperately deserves!
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
Hey, at least he didn’t give San Francisco to Syria. I heard that was also under consideration.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
And thanks to Kary for the Thursday Toon.
“And P.S.–I’m keeping all the leftover hamberders for myself. So there. Neener, neener, I know you are but what am I!”
1but what the white house didn’t know was that speaker pelosi had already made plans not to go on that trip….hehe
2There is no dipstick capable of measuring how low Donnie will go with his st00pid tweets and ‘messages.’ Speaker Pelosi is the dam between Donnie and impeachment; provoking her is the best effort of this stable genius. The ***king moron who would be king …
3Washinton is in what Countrty?
4Wonder who actually wrote that letter. It’s a pay grade above Trump’s capabilities.
5Only 2 glasses? His Pentagon speech begged for a whole box!
6PS: my wife is flying to our preferred house in Florida today at public expense.
7I enjoy his intentional capitalization of Shutdown.
Like it’s a pay-per-view wrestling event.
He’s performed so poorly with his trainers and handlers gone, personally I’d pay not to watch.
8montage @6, makes a person wonder how closely the CDC is tracking the increase in opioid and fentanyl use since Dotard45 began his reign of pounding on his high chair tray in the WH. End the epidemic, resign Donnie.
9“Hey, at least he didn’t give San Francisco to Syria. I heard that was also under consideration.”
My thoughts are that he’s giving Alaska back to Russia.
10Palin family included.
So now he thinks he can run Nancy Pelosi like she’s a wind up toy? Nah!!! Wonder how soon someone of great resources like Tom Steyer – he who is not running in 2020 – offers her his private jet.
11Sorry but it is a fake letter as the trumpkin never wrote that letter! I know this because it sounds articulate with no grammar or spelling errors.
12AliceBeth thank you for mentioning that AF-1 has been reassigned to a much more important mission.
13Didn’t Trump fly to Iraq at Christmas while the shutdown was in force?
14There’s no way Trump wrote that. Despite the misspelling of “Washinton,” whoever wrote it spelled “prerogative” correctly. I doubt very much that Donnie knows what it means, although he claims it far too often, much less how to spell it
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