Oh Nancy, Gurl – Thank You
Nancy Pelosi went to the White House and walked out with Trump’s pecker in her pocket. Best I can tell, she’s gonna stuff it, mount it, hang it over her fireplace, open her house for the home tour, and then call for a vote for Speaker of the House.
Because questioning his manhood wasn’t enough, she went for gold by calling it a tickle (damn spell check – tinkle) contest with a skunk. She has learned how easy it is to bait him.
Thanks to Kary for the cool picture.
If not Nancy as Speaker, then who???
Also, I think you meant “tinkle” contest. She could have used the term “pissing match”, but she always thinks of the children.
1Stuff it and mount it?
Wouldn’t it just fit into one of those glass paperweights – the kind with the magnifying effect?
2Thank you Speaker Pelosi and thank you, Kary. That picture has tremendous t-shirt potential, posters, wallpaper, window shades, stationary … and a major contribution to the favorite charity of the person who plants it as a placemat under Donnie’s nose/feedbag.
3That photo!
All I can think of are three things:
1) Sunglasses – nice touch
42) Melania’s red Christmas trees, even brighter
3) Donald’s Christmas gifts – he may not get his, but we got ours
That granny will shoot down the reindeer…
5Someone wrote that he interrupted her fourteen times in ten minutes, which must be a record, and kept calling her “Nancy.” She never gave an inch. Awesome.
Around the same time, Rep. Zoe Lundgren was asking why you get a picture of Trump when you Google “idiot.” THIS is why.
6She could host a nice fundraiser selling magnifying glasses to anyone who actually wants to *see* the shriveled little trophy
7“It distresses me greatly to be asked to comment about matters involving a” Individual #1’s pecker. “I respectfully decline.”
8@Aggieland Liz #7 & @Micr #8:
With regards to competence and decency, as well as the alleged item you reference: It’s like the Emperor’s clothes, it’s tough to see something that isn’t there in the first place^.
^ Maybe look in Vlad’s playhouse
9Nancy SMASH.
10I can’t wait for the movie version, with Salma Hayek as Nancy Pelosi:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112851/mediaviewer/rm1188060160
11Anyone who is dismissive of Nancy Pelosi’s skills and experience has gotten an eye opening course in graduate politics this week. She was the adult in the room.
12I’m all for the democratic leadership playing Trump for the fool he is but crowing about it this way just furthers the notion that politics is all a game and a contest to win the news cycle. Besides it’s more effective to let these encounters speak for themselves.
13All hail Nancy!!!
14For your scrolling pleasure courtesy of jobsanger, a delicious assortment of cartoon depictions of Speaker Pelosi 10 – Donnie 0. http://jobsanger.blogspot.com/
In addition to having placed Donnie’s tiny bits in her pocket, Speaker Pelosi seems to have sent Tim Ryan on the cable news tour of mea culpa. Apparently his bits will be retained in her purse, until his head is fully removed from his hind quarters. His having “no interest in becoming speaker evuh” was his first attempt at objective reality. What a putz.
15Someone captioned that pic, “Chuck checking out the shoes Nancy used to kick Trump’s @ss…”
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