Seasonal Help
I’m wondering if Anthony Scaramucci is looking for seasonal work? I mean, we’ve got to find someone to be willing to be Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff or we’re gonna end up with a thriving gift wrap to the rich department and zero help in middle class tax cut and appliances.
You know, there’s always Rick Perry. He’s been laying low, hasn’t he?
Maybe we could get one of those religious guys. They could end every statement with “or you’re going to hell.”
Any other suggestions? Customer Kary has this notice from CraigsList
Get a proctologist – trained to deal with a-holes.
1Odd. Just heard this AM from someone that anyone actually salivating after this job had also better have a damn good attorney on auto dial.
2Word is that Hope Hicks left with insurmountable legal bills as her parting gift for working in this maladministration. Kelly is escaping just ahead of a Democratic Congress and a potentially bigger bill than Hick’s. Next schlub to step into that pile will need not only their own battalion of attorneys, but a bottomless bank account. Or, the job will be filled by a real ***king moron too st00pid to not think Donnie will pay their legal fees.
Wow. Dumber than Reince Priebus and with more hubris than Kelly. Maybe two people for the job, pRick Perry for the dumb and Tom Cotton for the hubris.
3Thanks, JJ! I’ve already stolen this and posted it on Facebook.
4Word is that Jon Voigt wants the job.
5He would fit in well.
Word has it that Ivanka nixed Roy Moore.
6Too bad Idi Amin or Jeffrey Dahmer, et al., aren’t available, the corpulent crassmaster might lose a few key pounds… BBQ, bacon, and chorizo time out back of the WH.
7(there’s a case that’s been in the SA news about a recently convicted murderer (drug deal I guess) where the perp tried to dispose of the chopped up victims’ body on the backyard BBQ grill; guess he ran out of propane, ’cause the LEO’s found a bunch of unfried errr evidence.)