News of the Day: Cohen Not Getting a Damn Pardon, Dammit
We know that Donald Trump recently got some bad news from his lawyers because he’s melting like a marshmallow on a Texas sidewalk in July. At this point he’s just a big ole squashy blob of white stuff sweating on the ground.
So, he Twitters. Remember: start at the bottom and read up. Click the small one to see a big one.
I don’t know much about where this country is going, but I know one thing. If Donald Trump is the judge between the truth and a lie, we are totally screwed.
A commenter on TPM said the (top 2) tweets look suspicious. I see some properly constructed sentences and punctuation in all of them so I agree. Too well written for the Orange One.
1Has anyone seen that band Trump was talking about, Angry Democrats? I heard their live shows are fantastic, even better than the records they’re working on.
2I was watching the “Wall Street Journal Report” with Paul Gigot on Fox at the gym yesterday and all the talking heads were agreeing that Mueller is “out to get” Trump and will stop at nothing. Trump has inoculated them with his lies about the investigation and they’ve become immune to the truth. Unfortunately.
3Roger Stone?! Donnie’s taste in ‘friends’ is as permanent as his matrimonial history and revised more often.
4i like how even trump puts “president trump” in scare quotes.
talk about a tell.
5@TexasTrailerParkTrash #2: Why do none of these Faux Corp talking heads get that if 45 has done nothing illegal, there is no fear from Mueller. None of them believe he hasn’t broken the Law! But that is fine with them!
GOPs are NOT the Law and Order Party, they are the “Don’t Get Caught” Party…
6…getting his in-laws off “Scott Free”? – I didn’t realize that getting away with something, or getting off scot free is a person’s name. His English languages skills are atrocious!
7Just by being a Republican Trump benefits from a multi billion dollar propaganda machine in the form of Fox. And still he can’t break the habit of spending all day polishing the turd of his innocence, greatness and brilliance.
8“all the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things”
Did anyone else find that bit as hilarious as I did?
9Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“This is genuinely looking like witness tampering. DOJ (at least with a nonfake AG) prosecutes cases like these all the time. The fact it’s done out in the open is no defense. Trump is genuinely melting down, and no good lawyer can represent him under these circumstances.”
– Neal Katyal, former acting Solicitor General seems to be accusing a serving president* of witness-tampering.
I believe the relevant sections are “18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1512”
There’s a nifty explanation over at Lawfare:
10https://www.lawfareblog.com/donald-trump-paul-manafort-and-pesky-witness-tampering-statute
How is this incoherent rambling not scaring the bejesus out of the republicans? Trump is Melvin Belli melting on the Star Trek, “The Children Shall Lead”.
OK, I’ve had a cocktail. But you know what I mean: Trump is a demon who turns his followers into children endowed evil powers to convince adults that the children speak the truth, until Mueller [Spock] clears their minds and lets the humans see the demon for what is really is. And he’s ugly, and he melts, and the children mourn for what they have done.
Yeah. I’m not as smart as Deb (above), but I know that Star trek can, sooner or later, save us from ourselves.
11Wouldn’t you just love to see the meltdown on a witness stand?
I’d fly all the way from Alaska to D.C. just to see it.
12Sandridge, this link’s for you.
https://pethelpful.com/dogs/Snake-Dogs
I’m way behind on JJ’s columns due to back surgery last week. As you can imagine, I have a lot to catch up on, but this caught my eye tonight.
13I am betting that the Golden Gibbon’s brain is a molten piece of bad cheese by now. Based on that, I am still betting he does not finish his term of office.
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