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Sometimes, even in the darkest days, everything comes together in the perfect storm of glorious, glitter filled, sequined magnificent Republican haughty.

Protesters who marched at the home of Wisconsin state senator Randy Hopper (R-Fond du Lac) were met with something of a surprise on Saturday. Mrs. Hopper appeared at the door and informed them that Sen. Hopper was no longer in residence at this address, but now lives in Madison, WI with his 25-year-old mistress.

However, it is perfectly understandable.  If you go to his website, you will find this statement:

A passion for public service led State Senator Randy Hopper to make his first bid for public office in the fall of 2008.

“He caught a bad case of that Newt-passion,” Juanita explains.

That’ll do it every time.

UPDATE: Yep, it’s true.  The floozy works for a Koch Brothers front organization.  The Koch Brothers:  They are screwing everybody but Republicans are enjoying it more!