I got an email from a reader named Gordon that asked, “Can you get a straight answer….Does Ted Cruz have a family dog?”

Well, I called my top-notch research team at Google, and stumbled upon this little tidbit. Go to #6.

Thing one:  The puppy is named Snowflake.  Seriously.

Thing two: Does anybody else think it’s weird that Jesus is just like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy at the Cruz household?  Yes, Jesus died for your canine needs.  Look, if you’re going to pray for something, pray these kids get some decent damn parents.

Thing three: He posts his daughters prayers on Facebook just do he can look good?I not even think that Trump would do that.

So, no, Gordon, I wasn’t able to get a straight answer.

Thanks to Gordon for the question.