Fickle, Fickle, Fickle.
You know how when you walk up to the top of the stairs and then stand there and wonder, “Now why did I come up here?” That’s the way Trump feels all the time.
But, you know, he has people all around him who tell him why he climbed the stairs. Or got in the car.
He was wearing a golf tee shirt and a MAGA hat.
When asked, Sarah Sanders said, “The President stayed at the WH to make calls specifically on trade and other international issues.”
Oh right, and I came up the stairs to do brain surgery.
Most people think he came outside and realized it was too hot to play golf.
Thanks to Gray for the heads up.
Most people Trump’s age with nothing to do all day, peek out from behind the living room curtains, spy on the neighborhood kids, and occasionally tap and yell at them through the picture window.
Trump does the same thing, with Twitter.
1When he can remember were he left his phone. And remote.
Age related amnesia. It won’t be long before someone can tell him that this term is over and he can retire to Scotland immediately. The rest of the crew will stay behind to make sure everything is neat and tidy so no one can say he disfigured the White House.
2Well, it is too hot to play golf or anything else, and anybody walking outside in DC would realize that, but he could have checked online or stuck his head out before he called for a damn motorcade. But then he’s not paying for it– we are.
Of course senility or tertiary syphilis are perfectly good alternative explanations.
3Or maybe it’s an attention deficit disorder of another variety and we fell for it.
4Expected to find a golf course. Nothing but lawn. Sad!
Now raging at Sessions about missing golf course.
5Remember when you were a kid and before you got in the car, Mom asked if you’d remembered to use the bathroom? I think he forgot and no one remembered to remind him.
6Maybe he realized that he had forgotten to put on underwear.
7slipstream, maybe he was wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants– though that would probably make him think he was Superman– or possibly on his head under the Morons Are Governing America hat.
8John, I’ll match your ADD and raise you some ODD.(opposional defiance disorder)
9Diarrhea
10As I was going up the stair,
11I’ve met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today.
I wish to hell he’d go away.
east texas dem has it. or almost. Trump had an urge and still has the capacity to go potty before he gets in a car for a long ride.
thank god.
12Most old guys want people to get the hell off their lawns.
45 wants them to make his motorcade bigly…
13It’s actually doorways that suck the thought right out of your head. I pass through three to get from the den to the master bath. I get there 10 out of 10 times and can’t recall why I needed to go to that room. Then I return to the den and recall whatever it was. Three doorways later I’m stumped again. I spose this is Some-timers I’m experiencing.
The nocturnal tweet storms do concern me that the current president suffers from dementia and/or Alzheimers. In some ways the president’s old man habits remind me of my sainted father as he prepared to die.
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