#QAnon
Y’all, I have kinda figured out what #QAnon is. To be honest, all I really know is that I do not want to even go there to look. I figure that if Alex Jones and Sean Hannity promote it, it’s probably over the Texas Interscholastic League’s allowable level of insanity and greed.
Thelma tells me it’s the Zombie Apocalypse and nobody who is actually alive has recognized that yet. No matter, because Thelma has stocked up on whatever it is you stock up on when there’s zombies at your back door.
But here you’ve got grown adult people running around talking in code like the rest of us did in junior high school.
Leave it to Georgia, and I think because it’s far too hot in Georgia in August for proper thinking to prosper, to take this whole thing over the line. There’s a car wash in Georgia sending #QAnon signals.
No, I am not kidding.
An Acworth car wash has aligned its business with a group who believe a government insider is publicly uncovering a vast left-wing plot against President Donald Trump.
The billboard reads “#QANON” — citing a group many have said espouse conspiracy theories — and has a logo with the name of Car Nutz Car Wash in the bottom left corner.
You know, they could have just left off the first “Car” and the whole thing would make better sense.
I’m starting a conspiracy that this billboard is a false flag and Nuts Car Wash is front for Nancy Pelosi and her squad of lefty lesbian liberals to take over the muscle car industry.
Yup. Next thing, all Mustangs, Camaros and Charger will be bright pink, and men who drive them will have to wear fancy floral shirts that button from the wrong side!
1Q-Anon is what emerges from the stable genius brain trust of Dimwit Jr. and Steve Bannon after a night of heavy drinking. Now reach for your brain bleach because it features Kellyanne Conway and Omarosa on the sudsy hood of a Nazi Schwimmwagen.
2Oh, honey, we of the love that dare not speak its name took over the muscle car industry years ago….big pick-ups, too. Then our straight sisters started loving trucks and other high-horsepower vehicles and gave us cover to complete the takeover.
Having spent many of my formative years in the Peach State, I’d bet you my last dollar that my idiot bubba (is that redundant?) step-brother was first in line at that car wash when news of it hit the news.
Yep, stupid and gold-diggin’ runs in my extended family…
3along with suckin’ at the gubmint disability teat while claiming a back injury keeps him from gainful employment, but it doesn’t count as being on the dole since that only applies for people of color — for whites it’s just another entitlement.
Didn’t Bill Maher confess to being Q?
On a more serious note – I expect this is Alex Jones’ test-marketing site for determining which rumors have the potential to go viral.
4Will the sandy Hook parents get ownership of this outlier of the jones business enterprise when they get their settlement?
5Cobb County, imagine my surprise. This little garden of delight was the center of Newt’s old district. Before that it was represented by a wingnut of Gohmertian proportions named Larry McDonald, who would have fit right in with today’s Trumpsters. Alas, Mr. McDonald was killed on the Korean Air flight that was shot down by the Soviet Air Force, which led at least indirectly to the Rise of the Newtster. Draw your own conclusions.
Cobb County is also where the Atlanta Braves fled to avoid having to expose their wealthy suburban fans to, umm, certain people who lived near their perfectly good, 20-year-old, taxpayer-funded stadium in Downtown Atlanta. Because Cobb County, you see, resisted having the MARTA transit line extended into its holy self, so now anyone who wants to watch the Braves has to drive there (and pay for parking). Wonder what that was all about? Ees a puzzlement….
6Frankly, JJ, I think your conspiracy idea is a total winner!
7Oh damn! I’m a member of Pelosi’s lefty lesbian liberals squad, but we didn’t think anyone knew! Donna, we’ve been exposed!
8(Not like GOP politician exposes himself.)