The FEC Does Not Have a Sense of Humor
I gotta tell you that the Federal Elections Commission does not jack around. They are kinda like the IRS in that respect.
But, there’s a job at the FEC that I want. It’s the job where the person opens the mail and decides it a PAC has a proper name. It can be a PAC that’s up to no good, but it has to be named properly.
For example:
They were not amused by a PAC named: ZILLIONAIRE EMPRESS DANIELLE HUSSER BERHANE and they even threatened to file felony charges against her for her wanton act of disrespect. She’s a zillionaire, guys, so why should she fret over your silly threats? Plus, she has a damn website so she’s gotta be legit.
And then there was this one. I could be wrong about this because it’s the Trump administration and Lord only knows what the rules are now, but I don’t think the Treasurer of the Treasury Department can have a political PAC. However, since Rosa is the actual Treasure of the united States, I kinda suspect somebody is jacking around.
But we’re not finished yet, because there’s this one.
On second thought, maybe we are finished.
You’ll be happy to know that Heathcliff has a tweeter account. He’s @ChopkinkyKinky‘s I know you’re shocked to hear that.
And lastly, I think this one was filed by Ted Cruz because he thinks all campaign finance laws are not applicable to him.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen who does have a sense of humor.
And then there was the guy named Soon Bang U who dutifully filed a tax return only to get a rather snippy reaction from the IRS on his highly “suspect” ID. As for “suspect’, they meant smutty. Just think how this guy would or could run a PAC!!!
1You gotta love Alfredo!
2Rosa Gumataotao Rios was the Treasurer of the United States from 2009 to 2016, so if there were any doubts, the Zillionaire Empress is Fake News.
3If you’re at all curious about Rosa Gumataotao’s last name, you might be interested to know that it’s a name from Guam–and it’s fairly common there. Rather than being from Spain, as are most Guamanian surnames, its origin is Chamorro, from the indigenous people. Though she was born in California, home to a large Guamanian population, somebody in her past got there from that little island so far away. And now you know….
4I suspect from his committe name that Heathcliff might be a frequent border crosser to watch the Canadian Ballet, generally considered to be a superior shoe shoe to the American product. 😉
5CORRECTION: Shoe Show
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