August 08, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
And by gawd, he doesn’t disappoint.
Talking on Fox News about the new proposed Space Force.
“I don’t think we can afford not to do this… whoever controls space, controls planet Earth… we have got to get back to where we can defend our country in space.”
And then in the clip right under this one, he thinks he’s Capitan Kirk and starts quoting Star Trek.
Oh Lord.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
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OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG…………………..CRAZY, bat S#@T CRAZY! Pardon the caps but I am blowing my top here, They want to control space!!!!!!!!!!!!
1I nominate Louie to be taken into space and put in a never-ending orbit, providing scientific data on the effects of the lack of gravity on the human (?) brain (??).
2NASA could pack Loony Louie’s whole entire brain into a CubeSat, which is a standard-sized nanosatellite having dimensions of 10cmx10cmx10cm (about a 4″ cube), weight 1.33kg, volume of 1 liter, and still have 0.998 liter left over for other payloads.
Launch it to Uranus, the most suitable place for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CubeSat
“Standard CubeSats are made up of 10×10×11.35 cm units designed to provide 10×10×10 cm or 1 liter of useful volume while weighing no more than 1.33 kg (2.9 lb) per unit.”
3Oh the cosmic laughter as the Uranians open the box…
4In reference to the second link – – Two old Republicans, neither who seem to know the difference between Star Wars, Star Trek, or the Bible.
Both of them appear Lost in Space, with their feet barely on planet Earth, while their minds wander the cosmos.
Ground Control to Major Louie…
5Remember the talking dolls that were so popular about 2 decades or more ago? You pulled the string and it spoke. After awhile someone found a naughty talking doll. When momma’s little princess pulled the string, out come a torrent of words that wilted the flowers on the wallpaper. There was a big whoop about all that and the talking dolls kind of disappeared. Well, Louie is the replacement! What he says is more crazy than talking-doll-crazy but hey, its Louie!
6Louie. Up Uranus. Hmm.
7Papa, I can see the Uranusians bursting into a bawdy chorus of The Big Bopper’s oldie Chantilly Lace:
HEEELLOO LOUIE
Toxic waste and a dumb ace
And a Donnei dinkydong hangin’ down
A Sean on the Fox and a Limpballs on the air
Make the MAGAots go ’round…
Not:
Heello Baby
Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail hangin’ down
A wiggle in the walk and a giggle in the talk
Make the world go ’round.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chantilly_Lace_(song)#Lyrics_content
8Micr gets the award for Pun of the Month and Sandridge gets the Song Parody of the year.
9and here is one Screwy Louie pontificating on Mueller’s desires to affect the election with his investigation, because Louie claims he was a pretty good lawyer once.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/youre-excellent-lawyer-fox-news-host-gushes-republicans-conspiracy-theories-trump-mueller/
Enough to gag a Magat.
10Promise me, Texas, that when you’ve flipped every other seat to blue, you’ll keep sending Louie to Congress. He is a hilarious national treasure.
11Is there asparagus in space?
12That’s what Louie really wants control of.
Neither one of those boys would last half a nanosecond at a convention of real geeks who know their Star Trek and Star Wars. And I’m betting they don’t know much more about what’s actually in the Bible, either– they just think they do.
13@Sandridge,
The Iranians decided that humans weren’t particularly interesting as pets, and moved on.
14Pence doubled down on the Space Force drama today. FOX did scary all caps “NATIONS ARE SEEKING TO CHALLENGE AMERICAN SUPREMACY IN SPACE LIKE NEVER BEFORE” across their screen while Pence was scaring the Trump base to accept big government in zero gravity. He announced the Trump administration wants “$8 billion in our space security systems over the next five years.
That means the administration is demanding $30 billion combined for troops on Mars and Trump’s homage to racism wall. SERIOUSLY, everyone need to watch (comedy) flick….Iron Sky…wherein the US President is a Sarah Palin-esque banshee whom is thrilled she gets a war to boost her creds.
15“…get back to where we can defend our country in space…” Get back to? Did I somehow miss an intergalactic war?
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